bitch liquor / p plotting

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oh shit true

l: looks in the general direction towards houston
h: Nuts right there in the middle of class

ok ok yes
and should mello still be a secret
honestly they're a mess

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l: exists within twenty feet of houston
h: pulls The Ultimate Thomas

ooh yes mello should totally be a secret

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i'm crying
laura purposely does it once and houston is shook and embarrassed

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laura would for sure like touch his hand on purpose just to watch him Suffer

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l: 'accidentally' touches his leg
h: THE ULTIMATE THOMAS™™™

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ok but like imagine
"houston did anything happen at school yesterday??"
"no mom why?"
"because i just washed your pants and you had a bit of a,,, situation going down in there"

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GKXKD
laura goes over to his house for dinner
houstons mom: so laura what do you want to do when you're older?
l: oh you know, i want to go into archeology studies and do some extracurricular sex ed studies with houston
h:
houstons mom:
h: Nutâ„¢

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laURA NO
LITERALLY EVERY AT THAT TABLE WOULD BE TOO SHOOK TO MOVE

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laura has no filter
dinner would go a little something like this
h: im kind of hungry
l: i know a good place to eat around here
h: really where
l: between my legs

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houston would fucking flip like he was just eating his unseasoned mashed potatoes in peace and then all of a sudden she decides to get freaky like um no??