SHUT UP + mads' quote gallery

[mads]

so there's this guy named thor who has a crush on me and apparently has since 6th grade, and last night he appeared in my dream when me and my best friend were like?? setting up this bounce house in her driveway i guess and thor fucking pops up trying to confess his love for me in front of all his friends and so i fucking bolt and get outta there and guys. listen. i was hopping fences and shit and climbing rock walls and like,, it was really weird because i'd never do this stuff in real life. i can barely handle being a flyer in cheerleading and doing cheer because my energy levels have dropped so much but i was doing this shit and he was chasing me and in the end?? he turned into dan smith and we were cuddling and i don't understand because we ended up on top of a rock wall but in the corner of my grage too, and it was just hella strange

[woodsy]

samwinchestersavemeplease

[mads]

*rolls in covered in green and shamrocks, somehow clutching ten pounds of booze and a leprechaun in each hand*

top o' teh mornin' to yeh laddehs

[mads]

i heard kidz bop
i'm out

Perks to being deaf
-kidz bop

[mads]

acne should pay rent

[mads]

hey boobs

ur a boob

[mads]

Gray: "bass my life without you is like a broken pencil"
Bass: "what"
Gray: "pointless"

[mads]

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concept: me writing for two hours and finishing geo and having another extremely productive day

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[mads]

my bf just got a car
and he sent me a picture and he goes
"that's ours, baby" i cried in algebra

[mads]

WOW THAT SOUNDS AMAZING OH MY GOD
YOU NEED TO SEND A PDF TO ME OR SOMETHING THAT IS LEGIT SOMETHING I WOULD BINGEREAD IN A DAY

G A Y G A Y. A GA. Y TBANKG GOD

That actually sounds like such a badass story oh my god I'd totally read that.