COME ON, RELAX! | plot with crows' kitties

[bxhemia]

chants we should have smth with thorn and sunpaw!

[eliza]

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yES i love it omfg
bear: you should stay away from them, they're diseased monsters
water: i'm  n e t w o r k i n g
bear: smh i dunno where tf u learned that from but it sure as hell wasn't me

but like when/if he ever officially retires and becomes an elder, water will 100% take on a bunch of care, like changing his bedding and stuff herself because he's a butt but he was also her only father figure since she never knew her read dad

[lizardhands9]

her grumpy grandfather!  she simultaneously tease him for his old age and isolationist beliefs and also desperately wants his approval and has tons of respect for him.

and once poppy realizes batpaw is unaffected by her sarcasm, all she can say is "touché".

[impiety]

littlethorn is gonna quickly roll awAY FROM BaTPAW AS HE TRIES TO SIT HIM AND JUST "don't tou c h me" with a look and just. hes so STUNNED by the age of what he sees as this giant

[crows]

screams at nasa
definitely!! please it'd be so cute fsafjkdsj as cute as. a salty boy and a sweet boy can be

awwwah cries
van bear would, ,, love his dumb cross-clan friendship making daughter
he'll become an elder one day (if he doesnt die in battle) bc someone's gonna be stubborn enough to say "GO TO THE DEN YOU OLD MAN"

ahh!! poppy and bear
she's probably gonna be his last apprentice so like,, bear will do so much for her and try and put as much of his knowledge about warrior life into her (but he's still gonna grouch her)
bat. he's so dumb he'll be like "what?? huh?? whats that??" he's so unaWARE

littlethorn,,, a sweet boy
batpaw wont even mind he'll just keep wandering around jus,, being a giant

[bxhemia]

i feel like. sun is gonna try his hardest to make thorn like him

[crows]

sunn,, ,  baby
thorn will sigh loudly whenever he socializes with sun bc "hERE'S ANOTHER BABY TRYING TO MESS UP MY SUPPLIES" ignoring the fact that, , ,, thorn himself is barely past babyhood

[bxhemia]

okay bu t

sun organizes thorns herbs by alphabetical order because he has cRIPPLING ocd

[lizardhands9]

i've risen from the dead!  we'll definitely have to do a training thread with bearbone and poppypaw!  as well as something with bat too!

[crows]

Sun,,, poor gUY
thorn will allow it for now

Yes! Definitely - do you wanna make it or me?