social climb ⚘ dump

[crows]

yOU HAVE A GOOD SNIFFEER

also some more Stuuf
- they were born like. prechrist of course they don’t have last names (they picked up the last names when last names became a thing)
- the sun hurts their eyes bc night vision and they’re more likely to burn/get skin cancer and that’s it
- the whole. Vampirism is more of a disease not like a dead reanimated corpse so they still eat and function like hoomans in the. body sense
- you should be draining every week/every other but some people can last a month or a month and a half before things get bad
- don’t drink animal blood unless you want to become a raging beast instead of your charming vampy self
- everyone except evan loves this era because you can just give off the air of having a vampire aesthetic and nobody will question you
- becuase their fangs are retractable n function like snake fangs when they laugh/yawn/open their mouth wide, the fangs come out and it’s really funny

[finny.]

i love this au

[crows]

I love it too I love my edgy kids

[panthercry]

- dumb
- buff
- big ol black cat
- loud and blunt. speaks her mind
- named after her loud mouth (that’s the joke at least), she’s also got a powerful yowl
- would love to train an apprentice but she’s much better at fighting than hunting rip
- flaming bi
- thunderclan baybe

[FROSTBITE]

- named after frosty pelt, favored battle tactic of... well, biting (goes for the throat probably more than is honorable)
- chaotic neutral i think
- a riverclan homie till the end
- often covers her fur with mud and such to prevent everyone noticing her. bright white pelt
- sneaky as hell my lord
- probably wants to be King one day but we’ll see lil kiddo (she’s a brand new warrior on top of that)

[crows]

Finny and I are so in love and married to each other that we picked the same starter Pokémon how cool is that

[crows]

- batpaw, med. app of some clan - good concept

[cain]

This boy needs to come bacK

[crows]

[spoiler=4 later: opening band]

[/spoiler]

[crows]

Bucky x Sam is either Bum or Sucky and that’s really unfortunate