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[dannychan]

she hummed. "robbie! and and! that mermaid guy i was dating for like a day!"

[peridot.]

"T-That mermaid guy was different!" He said loudly, flustered. Although he had really enjoyed kissing that mermaid boy. He then said, blushing furiously, "And I h-had a crush on Robbie for l-l-like, a day. He's an a-a-asshole."

[dannychan]

she laughed. "dipped, you liked him longer than you liked wendy!"

[peridot.]

"F-F-Fine, I did! T-That doesn't mean I like him anymore! And.. and I tried t-to be subtle about it!" He said, still very flustered.

[dannychan]

she snorted. "you would take that back if you saw what robbie looked like now!"

[peridot.]

Dipper's interest seemed to peak for a moment, and he said softly, "W-What does he look like now...?" But he then quickly shook his head, saying loudly, "Wait, I don't w-wanna know!"

[dannychan]

she whipped out her phone and opened instagram, showing him a picture of robbie. he had broken from his emo phase and gone into a more.. professional looking stage. his hair was still longer, but sort of slicked back, and he was still fairly pale, but he obviously went outside more.

[peridot.]

Blinking at the picture, Dipper's face slowly turned a bright red, and he quickly covered his eyes, squeaking, "I-I...! I'm not... I don't still... f-fuck, fine, he's really really hot, o-okay! You win!"

[dannychan]

she giggled. "he's coming back soon for summer." shegiggled.

[peridot.]

"W-Who the hell have I shown interest in!" Dipper squeaked, blushing brightly.