PARENTAL WARNING - private

[dannychan]

ye ye. to when bender gets the new bod??

[peridot.]

/ye that's what I was thinking!! I start?

[dannychan]

ye i gotta do school shit

[peridot.]

/ah okay <3

So, Bender had gotten an idea. Now that Fry was back and they were together, like.. together-together, he wanted to change something. He hated not being able to kiss Fry on the lips. Sure, he loved it when his boyfriend kissed him, but that didn't mean he wouldn't kill to be able to kiss back. Plus, he had thought about it, and... wouldn't Fry appreciate having a boyfriend he could cuddle without feeling metal? So, Bender had heard that Mom's company was coming out with new, more human-like models for robots, so he had gotten his whole consiousness transferred. Of course, he had refused to be transferred into a model that didn't look darker. He wasn't just gonna abandon his Hispanic heritage just because he looked like a human. Really, the only problem with the body was that.. he was pretty damn short. Compared to Fry's 5'9", Bender was now only a little 5'6", and it wasn't exactly like he could just extend his legs without ripping his plush new outsides. So, now he returned to their apartment, knocking on the door before coming inside, "I'm home."

[dannychan]

fry had been sat on the couch, eating popcorn quietly. he didn't glance at bender st first,humming. "hey."he greeted and smiled, turning his eyes before his eyes widened and he squared. "who are you and what have you done to bender?!"

[peridot.]

Bender blinked and laughed quietly, his slightly yellow eyes closing as he giggled. He said quietly after a moment, smiling and moving over to the other, "Well, for one thing, I'm Bender, your amazing boyfriend who is worth the world to you? And I went to Mom Corp and got myself put into a spiffy new body. You like?"

[dannychan]

he hesitated. "ok.. if you're really bender.. what's the one thing he loves saying!@ he tested.

/BITE MY SHINY METAL A S S

[peridot.]

He rolled his eyes and said softly, smirking a bit down at the other, "Bite my shiny metal ass, meatbag~"

[dannychan]

he blinked. "you.. you got a new body? why! your other body was perfectly fine! not that i don't like this new one, i mean.."

[peridot.]

He nodded and led the other along, shaking his hips a bit and humming in a pleased and self-confident way he usually did when he was happy.

/skip?