BITCHES AIN'T SHIT / dump v.4

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FUCK I FORGOT LEFTY HAS THE PUPPET IN HIS EXOSKELETON
He's also valid
He's also a baby boy, baby

[dannychan]

??

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This big bear boi is Lefty
Lefty has a puppet inside of him
Therefore I'm love him

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[spoiler=Guy.exe — Superfruit][Intro: Both]
Wish I could synthesize
A picture perfect guy
Oh I, oh I

[Verse 1: Both]
Where all the boys at with emotional stability?
Nice car, a CEO, and almost just as smart as me
Where all the boys at with financial security?
A doctor, a model, a man of possibilities

[Pre-Chorus: Both]
They say, expectations are too high
And you’ll never find a guy like that
It’s driving you mad, honey
They say that its just a waste of time
Get your head out of the sky
But why?
Here we go

[Chorus: Both]
Oh I, wish I could synthesize
A picture perfect guy
Oh I, oh I
Six feet tall and super strong
We’d always get along
Alright, alright
Oh, he'd pick me up at eight
And not a minute late
Cause I don’t like to wait, no
Kind and ain’t afraid to cry
Or treat his momma right
Thats right, thats what I like

[Verse 2: Both]
I need a man who don't get jealous ‘less I want him to
A gentleman to take care of me in the bedroom
Romantic love but keep it rough
Am I asking too much?

[Pre-Chorus: Both]
They say, expectations are too high
And you’ll never find a guy like that
It’s driving you mad, honey
They say that its just a waste of time
Get your head out of the sky
But why?

[Chorus: Both]
Oh I, wish I could synthesize
A picture perfect guy
Oh I, oh I
Six feet tall and super strong
We’d always get along
Alright, alright
Oh, he'd pick me up at eight
And not a minute late
Cause I don’t like to wait, no
Kind and ain’t afraid to cry
Or treat his momma right
Thats right, thats what I like

[Bridge: Mitch]
I’ve been looking high and low
For a man who’s just right
And treats me mighty fine
So come on, baby
Show me what you got

[Chorus: Both]
Oh I, wish I could synthesize
A picture perfect guy
Oh I, oh I
Six feet tall and super strong
We’d always get along
Alright, alright
Oh, he'd pick me up at eight
And not a minute late
Cause I don’t like to wait, no
Kind and ain’t afraid to cry
Or treat his momma right
Thats right, thats what I like[/spoiler]
[spoiler=DIAMONDS — Madison Rose][Verse 1: Madison Rose]
Livin' out in Bushwick
But you work in Manhattan
Said you came to be an actor
But maybe you'll start rappin' ayo
(Ayo)
Don't know why I would assume someone who
Was tryna' figure out their life would know what to do with me
(With me)
Ya say you didn't know where this was goin'
Ya seem to know when it's three in the morning
That was the moment

[Pre Chorus: Madison Rose]
Said I only need a man
If he's printed on green
If his name is José, Jack, or Johnny
You slowing me down
I got important places to be

[Chorus: Madison Rose]
Diamonds in my mouth
If we ain't talkin' money
What we talkin' about?
These boys all chasin' me hands out
Keep my fingers fixed on my crown
Diamonds in my mouth
If we ain't talkin' money
What we talkin' about?
You'll never take me face down
Diamonds in my
Diamonds in my
Diamonds in my mouth
Diamonds in my mouth
Diamonds in my mouth
Diamonds in my mouth

[Verse 2: Madison Rose]
Playa from the West Coast
Teeth dressed all gold
Saved himself as Daddy in my phone
Then wonders why when he calls I'm never home
You picked the wrong bitch to clean up your mess
I ain't wipin' up shit in this Givenchy dress
The only fuckin' I'm doing is fuckin' up a check
And bet I'm only in the kitchen b-b-b-b-breakin' my own bread

[Pre Chorus: Madison Rose]
Said I only need a man
If he's printed on green
If his name is José, Jack, or Johnny
You slowing me down
I got important places to be

[Chorus: Madison Rose]
Diamonds in my mouth
If we ain't talkin' money
What we talkin' about?
These boys all chasin' me hands out
Keep my fingers fixed on my crown
Diamonds in my mouth
If we ain't talkin' money
What we talkin' about?
You'll never take me face down
Diamonds in my
Diamonds in my
Diamonds in my mouth
Diamonds in my mouth
Diamonds in my mouth
Diamonds in my mouth

[Outro: Madison Rose]
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
If ya hit my line, I'm hittin' end
If ya textin' past 10 PM
You don't even need to send, oh
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
I'm never fuckin' with you lames again
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Diamonds are a girl's best
Diamonds are a girl's[/spoiler]
[spoiler=All That I Want — Walk The Moon][Verse 1]
Pull me up off of the pavement
Dilated eyes in the blue sunrise, no!
That can't be me — I must be mistaken
I've been an angel my whole life
How well do you know yourself?
How clear without the mirror of someone else
'Cause sometimes my shadow gets the best of me
A black black so pitch that I cannot breathe
And I cannot speak, and I cannot hide
But I guess you can't be free of what you keep inside, well--
How well do you know your limits?
The deeper the dream the longer you’re in it

[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe if I had a little more money
Maybe if I had a little more sex
Maybe with a little more peace and quiet
Maybe I could make a little more sense of it

[Verse 2]
The river of cars keeps flowing
All I can see is what’s right in front of me
This isn’t where I thought I was going
This isn’t who I thought I would be
Met a man in the cab today
Moved here from across the ocean someplace
Where his family waits, but he’s all alone
To drive a cab all day and send it all back home
I would have felt bad but he flashed his eyes
And I could hear the joy in his voice. It was like
There was nowhere in the world that he’d rather be
Than here, in a cab, driving me

[Pre-Chorus (Variation)]
Maybe if I went out less on the weekend
Maybe if I just didn't exist
Maybe if I was straight, maybe if I was vegan
Maybe if I still had you to kiss

[Chorus]
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
[Bridge]
I am my own sanctuary
I am my own hero
I am my own teacher
I am my own best friend
I am my own Friday night
I am my own love of my life
I am my own way out
I am my own sanctuary
I am my own sanctuary

[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe if I had a little more money
Maybe if I had a little more sex
Maybe with a little more peace and quiet
Maybe I could make a little more sense of it

[Chorus]
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want, all that I want
All that I want
A little more sense of it
All that I want[/spoiler]

More songs for Muffin - the greedy criminal gay boi

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Possible warrior name for Muffin: Spidereye/Spidereyes
I think that's a valid name?? Spider for his fluffy black fur like a tarantula or other fluffy spider, eyes for,, uhhh idk what the suffix means tbh

[dannychan]

eyes normally means like,,,,,, they have v good eyesight,,,, DONT U WERE GLASSES

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WELL YEAH I DO BUT IT'S NOT LIKE A CAT CAN WEAR GLASSES

[dannychan]

SPIDEREYES COULD ALSO MEAN THEY HAVE 747583527486 EYES

[dannychan]

mike what did you do
i bet he screeched at 3AM

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Idk but in that form Muse is pretty much constantly like "keep my music on or else I will bitch slap you" so he's an angry boi