05-28-2020, 09:02 PM
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— if laughing at will for being a babysitter was bad, laughing even harder as will talked about punting one of the children across the room surely didn’t look much better for him. ”god, you’re terrible.” where else did fred get his rather dark sense of humor but from his brother? he sobered after a moment, gesturing towards charlotte. “i don’t think she’d go very far. you might want to try it with the other one, instead.” jesus christ, fred, don’t egg the man on. he simply couldn’t help himself though. it wasn’t often that will would get left to babysit the kids.
to think he was going this crazy already and he’d only been left with them for an hour. imagine leaving him with the children for the day. for some reason fred thought that was so terribly amusing. there was nothing else better for will to do, but at the same time, will sitting around doing nothing was probably a better option than having him sitting there with tommy and charlotte to look after. “it must be killing you to have to pay attention to these kids instead of yourself.” was he hinting at will being a narcissist? maybe. was he completely wrong in making that remark, though?
he just couldn’t stop poking fun at the poor guy’s predicament. ”ha ha- you’re hilarious.” fred shrugged, as if it was something he already knew and fully believed himself - regardless of will’s monotonous tone. “wait ‘til you gotta babysit them, you mother hen.” he shifted his weight and shook his head, scrunching his face up briefly. “don’t think i’ll ever be that unlucky, sadly.” william nodded towards charlotte as she went about making her get-away. as much as he disliked children - mostly the tiny and slobbery ones - he still wandered over and picked her up. “i can’t blame you, charlotte,” he hummed as he scooped her up. “i’d be doing the same thing if i were you, too.” he grinned. what a shit he could be. he took the moment to wander over towards the sofa, deciding to plop down on the couch next to will and tommy, bouncing charlotte on his leg.
“i can’t help that i’m so naturally good at everything,” he said, while his lips were curled in slight disgust as charlotte reached towards him with slobbery, gross hands, leaning away from her.
— if laughing at will for being a babysitter was bad, laughing even harder as will talked about punting one of the children across the room surely didn’t look much better for him. ”god, you’re terrible.” where else did fred get his rather dark sense of humor but from his brother? he sobered after a moment, gesturing towards charlotte. “i don’t think she’d go very far. you might want to try it with the other one, instead.” jesus christ, fred, don’t egg the man on. he simply couldn’t help himself though. it wasn’t often that will would get left to babysit the kids.
to think he was going this crazy already and he’d only been left with them for an hour. imagine leaving him with the children for the day. for some reason fred thought that was so terribly amusing. there was nothing else better for will to do, but at the same time, will sitting around doing nothing was probably a better option than having him sitting there with tommy and charlotte to look after. “it must be killing you to have to pay attention to these kids instead of yourself.” was he hinting at will being a narcissist? maybe. was he completely wrong in making that remark, though?
he just couldn’t stop poking fun at the poor guy’s predicament. ”ha ha- you’re hilarious.” fred shrugged, as if it was something he already knew and fully believed himself - regardless of will’s monotonous tone. “wait ‘til you gotta babysit them, you mother hen.” he shifted his weight and shook his head, scrunching his face up briefly. “don’t think i’ll ever be that unlucky, sadly.” william nodded towards charlotte as she went about making her get-away. as much as he disliked children - mostly the tiny and slobbery ones - he still wandered over and picked her up. “i can’t blame you, charlotte,” he hummed as he scooped her up. “i’d be doing the same thing if i were you, too.” he grinned. what a shit he could be. he took the moment to wander over towards the sofa, deciding to plop down on the couch next to will and tommy, bouncing charlotte on his leg.
“i can’t help that i’m so naturally good at everything,” he said, while his lips were curled in slight disgust as charlotte reached towards him with slobbery, gross hands, leaning away from her.
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