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[size=8pt]- ̗̀ [i]no one can catch him, no hitman can match him
for his million dollar skill ̖́ -
why
why
why
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[size=8pt]- ̗̀ [i]no one can catch him, no hitman can match him
for his million dollar skill ̖́ -
[size=8pt]+ name: everett leonidas solo
+ location: new york, ny → [redacted] → paris, france → fairfax county, virginia → [redacted]
+ occupation(s): decorated fighter pilot, served in the [redacted]; appraising consultant for bonhams paris; intelligence officer for the cia
+ comes from an absurdly wealthy family, from which he inherited a fearful-avoidant attachment style and a liking for expensive suits and fine wine
+ traumatized by his experience of war, rhett found haven in france, where he put his expensive taste to good use and became an appraiser of classic art (and, coincidentally at the same time, an unparalleled art thief). he was eventually caught and given a prison sentence, but was snapped up by the cia before he could spend a night in jail
+ multilingual, speaks english, french, spanish, italian, latin, asl, and lsf
+ rhett "cool as a cucumber" solo, he'd die before he'd let you see him sweat. he operates with 100% confidence 24/7, refusing to doubt his own skill and ability for even a moment. any anger he experiences is promptly bottled, labeled, and filed with the rest
+ weakness for beautiful women and handsome men, particularly those with blonde hair, blue eyes, remarkably punchable faces, and a solid right hook
+ (in)famous for his charm, manners, efficiency, and occasional (frequent) headassery
+ good with his hands (in that he can steal your watch off your wrist in the span of a single handshake, obviously)
+ diagnosed with hiv
+ vodka is cheaper than therapy (he prefers bourbon but he won't say no to a vesper martini, he's nothing if not a james bond fanboy)
+ strong adherence to his moral code. though his morals may be deemed loose by others, he has the highest respect for what he deems right and would make any sacrifice necessary in pursuit of its protection
+ can make a mean quiche, so long as he has an apron to protect his saint laurent slacks
+ penchant for making "___er? i hardly know her!" and "that's what he/she said" jokes
+ sometimes wrestling in a bathroom is the most fun a guy can have without taking his clothes off
+ and he said, "no." y'know, like a liar
+ it's all fun and games until he kisses you. when a thief steals a kiss, you best count your teeth
[align=center][div style="width: 450px; border: none;"][size=8pt][color=black][size=7pt]☾ ` ░ don't be afraid cecilia, i'm the satellite and you're the sky:. ° ✧