11-20-2019, 04:49 AM
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— so he got a turkey for getting everyone drunk off their asses? shit about time people started recognizing him for his talents. then again, this was arguably one of the few things he had ever won before. the second in command couldn’t remember the last time he actually won a prize or anything… maybe it was almost even a bit uplifting, as fucking cheesy as that sounded.
jesus fucking christ what was he supposed to do with a fifteen pound turkey? he looked at salem almost slightly surprised that he was literally getting the fucking thing. then, with a shrug, he decided, “bring it alive. i’ve never seen one of those fuckin’ things up close before.” or ever, but. you know.
with that he then went to looking over the list of tasks. humming shortly to himself, he glanced over them and shrugged to himself. “i’ll lead a border patrol.” why not? it was probably one of the more doable things on the list for addy, considering he was not about to get all sappy and write someone a letter, or move a goddamn tree- and especially not praise people. border patrol was definitely the better of the options, for addy’s sake and everyone else’s.
— so he got a turkey for getting everyone drunk off their asses? shit about time people started recognizing him for his talents. then again, this was arguably one of the few things he had ever won before. the second in command couldn’t remember the last time he actually won a prize or anything… maybe it was almost even a bit uplifting, as fucking cheesy as that sounded.
jesus fucking christ what was he supposed to do with a fifteen pound turkey? he looked at salem almost slightly surprised that he was literally getting the fucking thing. then, with a shrug, he decided, “bring it alive. i’ve never seen one of those fuckin’ things up close before.” or ever, but. you know.
with that he then went to looking over the list of tasks. humming shortly to himself, he glanced over them and shrugged to himself. “i’ll lead a border patrol.” why not? it was probably one of the more doable things on the list for addy, considering he was not about to get all sappy and write someone a letter, or move a goddamn tree- and especially not praise people. border patrol was definitely the better of the options, for addy’s sake and everyone else’s.