10-18-2019, 05:49 AM
[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]HOLMES!!!! i'm dead, can't wait to see what you do with him omf
i cried @ holmes and dantes in the shimosa singularity..... angry frenchman scares me in the feudal castle town pretending to be a missionary and the protag is just "? ?? u here to rescue me or what??" and he's like "lmao nah just a passing priest. wanna hear some weird shit?" and then proceeds to tell u abt the ninja passed out in the alleyway before poofing... who let him do this. was it da vinci? was it sir galahad? florence nightingale? we may never know, but if i ever find out who it was i'm grounding them. tf kind of relief unit are y'all sending me???
camelot movies are gonna come and i'm gonna die over ozymandias and nitocris lmao
but anyway.... guys i was thinking earlier:
if you read the iliad backwards, it's about a gay zombie who comes back to life to kick some ass and yell at his boyfriend until he makes up with his army's commander, causing a plague in the process.
meanwhile if you read the epic of gilgamesh backwards it's about a gay zombie who comes back to life to wreck shit with his royal boyfriend until they get into a wrestling match and break up, after which the zombie lives in the woods with a bunch of deer or whatever and the royal boyfriend starts banging other people's wives and trying to sleep his way through his entire kingdom, which is only slightly weirder than the actual plot of gilgamesh,,,
someone stop me pls i have too many thoughts and it's getting chaotic. [member=179]seliane[/member] gotta rp soon so i can get rid of some of these thoughts before i explode asghdjkshjskdhjkds
i cried @ holmes and dantes in the shimosa singularity..... angry frenchman scares me in the feudal castle town pretending to be a missionary and the protag is just "? ?? u here to rescue me or what??" and he's like "lmao nah just a passing priest. wanna hear some weird shit?" and then proceeds to tell u abt the ninja passed out in the alleyway before poofing... who let him do this. was it da vinci? was it sir galahad? florence nightingale? we may never know, but if i ever find out who it was i'm grounding them. tf kind of relief unit are y'all sending me???
camelot movies are gonna come and i'm gonna die over ozymandias and nitocris lmao
but anyway.... guys i was thinking earlier:
if you read the iliad backwards, it's about a gay zombie who comes back to life to kick some ass and yell at his boyfriend until he makes up with his army's commander, causing a plague in the process.
meanwhile if you read the epic of gilgamesh backwards it's about a gay zombie who comes back to life to wreck shit with his royal boyfriend until they get into a wrestling match and break up, after which the zombie lives in the woods with a bunch of deer or whatever and the royal boyfriend starts banging other people's wives and trying to sleep his way through his entire kingdom, which is only slightly weirder than the actual plot of gilgamesh,,,
someone stop me pls i have too many thoughts and it's getting chaotic. [member=179]seliane[/member] gotta rp soon so i can get rid of some of these thoughts before i explode asghdjkshjskdhjkds