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Lukas Coeur D'Renard —
— "I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie" thats it that's the summary
— is he a zombie or a vampire? depends on my mood
— on the vampire council and low key he's really good at his job
— otherwise, he's the undead equivalent of an on fire trash can
— "go away, hetero" he says, heelying away from his issues
— this entire video
— literally the apex predator but if something moves outside his room once (once) he will think he's about to die
— same thing goes with feet outside the blanket
— rich people blood tastes better he says, drinking out of a crystal wineglass
— lestat's stupid millennial reincarnation
— loves reality tv but specifically ghost hunting shows and house hunters
— collects cheese wheels for no fuckin reason
— stole a wheel of expensive parmesan cheese
— friends with the homeless man who lives on the pier and often exchanges cheese for hawaiian shirts
— has a hawaiian shirt collection and it's a massive problem frankly
— believes that the government is watching our every move
— “How long have you been 18.”
“Like five months idk”
— uses rats like capri-suns
— catfishes online regularly
— owns two shirts that arent hawaiian, one of them says "i have worms"
— Probably got chosen for the vampire council because of his maturity around teenagers and they never really knew his. Life outside that so they were like “yes, he knows how to talk to his peers” but his first meeting at the council was him heelysing in saying “good morning gamers let’s grill this bread”
— The tea: Lukas is really awkward around people “his age” and he likes being around adults, he feels like they look down on him enough so he can act like a hooligan but hanging out with teenagers makes him feel like he needs to act. Maturely
— Puts packets of ramen flavoring in his wallet “for emergencies”