BITCHES AIN'T SHIT / dump v.4

[peridot.]

some headcanons:
- mickey speaks in mostly spanish to yevgeny (since hes going to a spanish speaking school, he needs to know how to speak it), and diego helps mickey sometimes. ian speaks in english so yev still knows it and is slowly learning spanish along with carl
- mickey gets sick easily for some reason, and when he does, he sends carl and yev to diego's so they dont get sick
- mickey works two jobs, one factory and one at a food place thats "authentic american food" thats sort of like mexican food places here with the rip of mex. food?? yeah. those but american
- when carl sleeps over at diegos, they p much share a bed, and diego just watched carl sleep until 4 am before falling asleep
- carl LOVES to play with diego's hair
- mickey seems like he'd be kinky but he rly only has like three kinks.. so hes pretty vanilla
- mickey learned all of the swear words in spanish first and theyre his favourite words
- sometimes carl picks up on words tthat diego says and he'll gasp and be like "I KNOW THAT WORD!!!!!!" while diego is talking to his mom or something and diego will be like "yaaaay good job babe- as i was saying, mama.." and keep talking and carl is all happy bc he knows that word
- ian also does this^^
- carl teaches diego american slang which poor diego never uses correctly.
- sometimes diego uses english words wrong or forgets them so he just "you know that thing... the thing that is like a pot, just short and.. wide? fuck what is that thing" and carl doesnt tell him and then in the middle of a whole different conversation, diego just yells "PAN!! IT WAS A P A N!!!!!!!!!"

I just really wanna remember these even after I delete my messages