05-27-2018, 07:32 AM
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 "when i wear pants, i tend to stab people. so i try not to wear pants."
 "for the record, i think this is a terrible idea."
 "i can get knife happy when i drink."
 "tea? you realize that's just hot leaf water, right? coffee's just hot bean water, too. just drink some water and avoid the caffeine all together."
 "pop a stitch and i'm not fixing it."
 "your bad decisions are no one's but your own."
 "you don't need to keep getting yourself hurt if you just want to come see me." sarcastic. probably.
 "don't lick the fucking honey off your fucking cut. it's an antibiotic, not a snack."
 "i'm not a bigot, i understand the necessity of war. but i also understand that the guilty aren't the only ones hurt in all of this, and i won't stand by and forget about the innocent people who will suffer because of the few."
 "when i wear pants, i tend to stab people. so i try not to wear pants."
 "for the record, i think this is a terrible idea."
 "i can get knife happy when i drink."
 "tea? you realize that's just hot leaf water, right? coffee's just hot bean water, too. just drink some water and avoid the caffeine all together."
 "pop a stitch and i'm not fixing it."
 "your bad decisions are no one's but your own."
 "you don't need to keep getting yourself hurt if you just want to come see me." sarcastic. probably.
 "don't lick the fucking honey off your fucking cut. it's an antibiotic, not a snack."
 "i'm not a bigot, i understand the necessity of war. but i also understand that the guilty aren't the only ones hurt in all of this, and i won't stand by and forget about the innocent people who will suffer because of the few."
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[color=#BCD8E4][shadow=black,left]a weekend on a boat in california
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