HAPPINESS WILL RUIN THIS PLACE [ ✧ ] dump 2.0

[sovay]

waVES

copying these sweet sweet headcanons for almira over here oof

oOF im on mobile with shitty hospital WiFi so excuse the shittiness of this post lol

- she’s a butch lesbian and her gf was hella femme so they were a power couple
- has a very dark sense of humor bc of her upbringing but also loves corny jokes and puns. good god does she love puns
- doesn’t care about her wellbeing at all. is incredibly reckless 24/7
- hates sleeping bc she doesn’t like being alone in her bed so she’ll stay awake as long as she physically can so she doesn’t have to be alone
- also is just. incredibly lonely in general
- touch starved as Fuck but if you touch her she’ll probablt deck you
- stronger than fuck
- doesn’t like animals. she really just sees them as food
- despite living on the beach, she doesn’t like seafood that much. much prefers Land Meat™.
- would probably be vegeterian if she could tbh. she enjoys the hunt too much tho and needs all the protein she can get.
- can’t sing or dance at a l l. she does it all the time tho if you’re lucky enough to see it (or unlucky tbh. she’s awful)
- doesn’t really appreciate the arts but doesn’t dislike them either
- favorite color is maroon and black
- doesn’t wear makeup ever. not even once.
- she passes rly well but she gets really dysphoric all the time (she’ll never tell anyone she’s trans unless you’re closer than close)
- has constant nightmares about losing her brother and girlfriend and how she couldn’t save them
- is in the early stages of developing psychosis
- wants to resent her parents for making her and her brothers into mercenaries but can’t really blame them
- when she fights she fights to the death. death before mercy 100%. she was taught that showing mercy was one of the absolute worst things you can do.
- horrified of letting people down
- wants relationships desperately (mostly platonic) but is terrified of losing anyone else so she pushes people away
- has to constantly be doing something (unless she’s high). can’t stand doing nothing
- loves writing
- is the most melodramatic, bitter, histrionic person e v e r
- very dark but trying her absolute best to be a more positive person
- doesn’t like kids because she envies them and how innocent they are
- based on my oc who’s 5 years old this year so she should be more developed than she is lmao
- snorts when she laughs
- only let’s certain people touch her hair. if you do it and she doesn’t absolutely trust you she will go ballistic.
- wants to surround herself with happy and positive people. she was stuck with negative influences most of her life which ultimately had a major role in her self deprivation
- hasn’t cried in years tbh
- loves flowers. if you gave her a flower she would love you forever
- really just needs a hug
- l o v e s soft things. like. adores soft blankets more than herself tbh

THIS IS A LOT LONGER AND SADDER THAN I INTENDED SOBS