「 THE LION'S BROOD | STORAGE 」

[sharkbeak]

[align=center][div style="background=transparent; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: auto; font-size: 9.2pt; font-family:arial; line-height: 125%; text-align:justify; width: 500px"][spoiler=a few things from me screaming at rev: pokémon edition]- pokemon au + hamilcar would 100% have an aegislash i've been thinking about this for so long
- i just like the idea of angry commander dad and his GIANT GHOST SWORD because aegislash defend kings and recognise innate qualities of leaders, only following people they see as good commanders and HAMILCAR

- [rev] do you think the smaller han would have one too
- hamson one would never start with one i don't think?? but i feel like he'd unwittingly inherit his dad's after hamilcar's death maybe?? ?? ?? ?? ?
- eighteen years old and inheriting your dad's angry ghost sword, your brothers are semi mad they didn't get it but semi relieved the damn sword hasn't died (again) from grief,
alternatively: the belief that aegislash is inhabited by a spirit leads to the belief that hamilcar is haunting the sword as well now
- [rev] OOOH I LOVE THAT? DOUBLE HAUNTED SWORD? PLEASE STOP JUDGING ME FROM THE GRAVE, DAD? I SWEAR I STILL HATE ROME?
- ghost sword is probably dead already, who knows
i'm giggling just [attempts to be civil @ a roman general] [sword begins to vibrate angrily]
- [rev] alsdkjfahklfdjh i love this sword
GIANT ANGRILY VIBRATING SWORD DISAPPROVES

- my first thought was hamilcar and mega gyarados i'm giggling he dies in water but his mega evolution is a water type
- hannibal: i swear to fucking god dad can't even use your sea shrimp to stop yourself from drowning my god

- maybe mago can have the cubone because he was small and never really given any thought when hamilcar died. he wasn't even there, i don't think.

- [on hannibal + mega metagross] “It analyzes its opponents with more accuracy than a supercomputer, which enables it to calmly back them into a corner.”
and
“When it knows it can’t win, it digs the claws on its legs into its opponent and starts the countdown to a big explosion.”
- [rev] oh my god that suits him a little too well, i
"can't win? TIME TO FUCKING EXPLODE"

- [on mayonnaise] oil egg yolk acid
miltank exeggutor any poison type
- his brothers call him mayo and he’s always mad

- scipio + alakazam i’m giggling
- highest iq vs ubercomputer
- as for alexander, he throws his soul at people to cause damage
- hamilcar unleashes the rage of a thousand shrimps

- YES. oh noooo that means young hamildad had a magikarp
- I'M CRYING OH GOD. BUT THAT WORKS? the dedication and DETERMINATION it takes to make this fucking shrimp into something COOL.
- “you see hannibal when you train hard you make monsters out of mice”[/spoiler]