HAPPINESS WILL RUIN THIS PLACE [ ✧ ] dump 2.0

[sovay]

archie headcanons

• speaks french and has french lineage
  
• can sing really well, but gets too embarrassed. only sings to amanda
  
• is a phenomenal painter, but doesn't really have time for it
  
• can't dance. at all. it's hopeless
  
• had a bad childhood. ran away at 14 to be a model
  
• while he's really attractive, he's not conceited. the only thing people ever really liked about him was his appearance, so he maintains his good looks in fear of being disliked
  
• favorite color is pink (obviously)
  
• very into social justice
  
• puts everyone else's needs in front of his
  
• would do anything to make his daughter happy. feels like he owes her the best life, the one he never had
  
• w e a k. very weak. he can barely lift a gallon of milk. someone help this boy.
  
• can't fight to save his life (literally). relies on his words getting him out of sticky situations
  
• doesn't understand social cues.
  
• loves music a lot, wishes he could play but he only sings
  
• likes every man. every single one of them.
  
• doesn't understand what the kids are talking about. clueless old man tbh
  
• doesn't like sweets. wasn't allowed them as a child and in the modeling industry he had to eat healthy, so never really acquired the taste for them
  
• listens to weird bands no one's ever heard of cough hipster
  
• cries when he's hugged
  
• amanda's biggest supporter 24/7
  
• still grieving alex, but believes he would've wanted him to move on
  
• does tarot readings and used to practice witchcraft
  
• scared of literally everything. jumps when the lights are turned on
  
• is a cat person, but still loves dogs
  
• probably a furry
  
• wants to make everyone happy
  
• more tba

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