01-29-2018, 06:12 AM
[spoiler=a huge list of kits ok and like three charlies]1. On vacation, who likes to do/see everything and who doesn’t mind just relaxing? kit is adventuring, charlie just wants to sip drinks on the beach
2. Who wants to travel the world and who is a home-body? i feel like they're both home bodies? kit is tired of traveling tbh
3. Who likes to dance when they think no one is looking and who grabs them to dance together? kit is the true dancer.
4. Who has a giant stack of unread books beside the bed? charlie has a bunch of books kit gave him, since kit would have read all the books.
5. Who hoards things? (Not like, Hoarders-style) kit.
6. Who gardens? all kit.
7. Who has to teach the other how to fold a fitted sheet? the one thing kit is good at.
8. Who despises the other’s favorite food (Bonus: what is it?) kit thinks charlie would snack on a crab, and she's disgusted.
9. Who offers massages when the other comes home from work dead on their feet? kit out of kindness; charlie to get her in the mood.
10. Who’s afraid of thunderstorms? neither?
11. Who wants to try weed? charlie probably
12. Who enjoys rainy days and who doesn’t? kit hates sunny days, and charlie would probably hate getting wet.
13. Who begs for a pet and who finally gives in? (Bonus: what kind of pet?) kit wants a goat, and she'll convince charlie.
14. Who makes a chore schedule? why would they need a schedule? charlie can just make people clean their shit.
15. Who has tons of stuffed animals and who swears Mr. Brown Bear stares at them? kit collects them as her friends, charlie hates all of them.
16. Who cooks most often? kit is the chef.
17. Who is too shy to order food and so who actually calls to make takeout orders? kit probably calls because charlie just don't want to
18. Who starts dabbling in witchcraft? kit would try it as a hobby
19. Who always turns off the lights as they leave a room? charlie, kit couldn't be bothered
20. Who plans out romantic nights and who does it spur of the moment? charlie probably tries to put thought into this shit while kit is fine with vodka and the ocean.
21. Who gets up first and makes the coffee? kit probably makes the hot bean juice
22. Who’s the vegetarian and who most certainly isn’t? if it was reasonable it the apocalypse, kit would, she loves animals too much. but then she'd feel bad for the plants she's killing.
23. Who just started watching gay porn for the first time and becomes obsessed? charlie in secret, even tho kit wouldn't give a fuck
24. Who lays on the other’s chest and who strokes the other’s hair? kit's probably laying there getting uh stroked, even tho she probably plays with his hair.
25. Who has more friends then the other? kit has all the friends in this relationship.
26. Who has a higher threshold for pain? kit is tough but she gets hurt more, so she probably complains about it more.
27. Who can’t sleep at night when the other is away? both?
28. Who does the dishes and who does the laundry? kit does it all even tho charlie tries to make her have his peeps do it. cleaning is like stress relief for kit.
29. Who would rather have Oreos while watching Netflix and who would rather have pizza? they both want pizza they're italian duh
30. Who throws the water bottles in the trash bin and who keeps reminding them that THEY GO IN THE RECYCLE BIN? kit probably tries to recycle while charlie don't have time for that.
31. Who’s always on time and who is always late? charlie's probably on time, he's good at adulting. kit goes by her own clock.
32. (Having just moved in with each other) Who has to get used to the other wearing nothing to bed? i think they're both okay with the nood.
33. Who replies in an argument, “bite me†and who actually bites them? kit would probably be both, lets be honest.
34. Who is the more outdoorsy type and who would rather stay in and read? kit is probably outdoorsy? while charlie likes to stay in and... not read.
35. Who is ticklish and who takes advantage of it? charlie is obviously the one getting attacked by tickle monster kit.
36. Who initiates a prank war and who ignores it, hoping that the other will stop? kit starts it, charlie tries to be mature.
37. Who is deathly afraid of insects and who has to kill them every time because the other is too scared to go anywhere near them? i feel like they're both ok with them? but like, kit would try to adopt any insect. she's, like, more than ok with them
38. Who has placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible and who is exasperatedly questioning ‘this is the 5th time today WHERE IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM?’ before sighing and leaning in kit is planting them everywhere and charlie is just like "u don't need an excuse for a kiss kit"
39. Who bugs the other while they’re trying to get work done? kit. always kit.
40. Who was the first to initiate contact (physical or otherwise)? both? lots of butt grabs
41. Who is more open about their sex lives? both of them? kit is a sharer and why would charlie brag about gettin' a kit?
42. Who constantly steals food off the plate of the other? kit 80% of the time and charlie like 20%
43 is too impure for bb
44. Who is more likely to win a sing off? au charlie totally would. bb charlie just isn't uh as gifted, i've been told, so kit.
45. When confronted by idiots, who stands their ground? charlie; kit just gives them the finger and walks away.
46. When playing hide and seek, who can’t stop giggling? kit.
47. Who is most likely to cry while in the theater? kit, but charlie low key.
48 is too impure for bb.
49. What their nicknames are for each other? kitten and charwee.
50. What is the most trivial thing they fight over? charlie's blanket stealing habits.
51. Who leaves their stuff around? kit has a lot of stuff and no place for all of it.
52. Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them only for the other to remind them that they’re married? kit because she thinks it's cute and funny.
53. Who becomes a human baby when they get sick? kit turns him into a baby.
54. If they were to go to the beach, who would lounge under the sun, and who would actually swim? charlie's the only one with any swimming ability, so kit's probably on the sand, eyeing him up.
55. Who tells the other to quit bouncing their leg/fidgeting? kit's probably the one twitching.
56. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? kit probably does, since she's always trying new and weird things.
57. Who gets the window seat? i don't think charlie would be bothered with that argument.
58. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? cheesy kit.
59. Who carries all the important documents while traveling? charlie, kit would probably lose them. he's the adult.
60. Who checks the prices while grocery shopping? kit probably, considering she would do most of the shopping.
61. Who sneaks in cookies in the shopping cart? both of them, lets be honest.
62. Who would discreetly pinch the other one’s butt in public? CHARLIE.
63. Who’s prone to road rage? both of them tbh.
64. Who talks to questionable strangers? kit. it gets her stabbed sometimes.
65. Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for a whole day? probably charlie in the suite?
66. Who is more amenable to cross-dressing? kit, but she'd love to see charlie in a dress.
67. Who shrinks clothes in the wash? charlie.
68. Are birthday cakes homemade? If so, who makes them? kit would probably make them if she could.
69. Who deals with the door-to-door Mormons? How do they handle it? kit would engage with them to be polite, and charlie would have to shoo them away after three hours.
70. Can they put together something from Ikea together, successfully? totally.
71. Who is more forgiving? kit, usually.
72. What would they do if one was bitten by a zombie? kit would keep zombie charlie as a pet.
73. What do they watch on TV when they are bored? boardwalk empire. i feel like kit would get him unwillingly invested in the bachelor.
74. Who thinks “what a dork I love them so much†more often? charlie, because kit is a dork.
75. If they were dogs, what kind would they be? kit is totally a golden retriever; charlie's a cane corso.
76. What are their favorite emojis? (Both of them!) uhm there are no emojis in the apocalypse i'm totally not too lazy to pull up the emoji list.
77. Who pushes the door when it says pull? clueless kit.
78. Who doesn’t take sugar in their coffee and who puts in far too much? charlie probably takes it black; kit just drinks sugar water.
79. Who wears the ugly-ass shoes and who screams “WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!??†kit with her tennis shoes, but i don't think charlie would give two shits.
80. Who thinks lying is ok to save feelings (just little white lies), and who thinks complete honesty is always morally necessary? lets be honest they're both pretty morally gray. kit's... a little more honest.
81. Who tries to convince the other to let them adopt a dragon from the shelter? kit would totally want to add it to her pet collection.
82. Who makes the bed? kit, compulsively.
83. Who makes the other person marathon lord of the rings with them? kit, totally.
84. Who dunks themself into the sea straight away and who inches their way in painfully slowly and takes forever to get their torso in the water? if kit could swim, she'd hop right in.
85. Who sent the, “Do you like me? [ ] yes [ ] no†letter? charlie.
86. Who is the one who jumps on the suspension bridge and who gets super freaked out and clings to the rails in terror? kit would do it would of impulse; charlie would hesitate like a reasonable person.
87. Who would totally and unexpectedly destroy the other in a karaoke battle? kit would be the only one doing karaoke willingly.
88. Who fell down the stairs, and who warned you about the stairs? kit fell. kit always falls.
89. Who finds it pointless to hate little, insignificant things and who has a million and one pet peeves that are pretty worthless but they never stop ranting about it? charlie probably hates everything, but kit is more vocal about her hatred.
90. Who has to catch the mouse, and who demands it be released outside, unharmed? kit will take the task upon herself to happily release it.
91. Who deadpans their puns and who can’t keep a straight face? kit has no poker face, charlie could probably master the deadpan.
i'm too lazy for 92 they don't have music ok
93. In a heist, who is sneaking around corners and doing barrel rolls while the other one strolls along eating Doritos chocolate biscuits? i don't think stealth is either of their things.
94. Who buys matching ugly sweaters for Christmas? kit, 100%
95. Who knits? also kit.
96. Who makes the best baked goods and who brings the treats everywhere to brag? kit is always making and bragging about food.
97. Who would third wheel the fuck out of your otp? daniel.
98. Who gets stuck in the cat tree and who is too busy laughing to call 911 help the other one out (911 seems excessive for “stuck in the cat treeâ€Â)? kits probably stuck, and charlie's doing the "i told u so".
there's no disney so i'm not putting in effort stfu.
100. Who unknowingly says very suggestive things? KIT.
101. Looking on their nightstand right now, what reading material would you find for both of them? kit probably has useless books on computer programming, charlie might have some magazines but he don't read.
102. Do either of them play a musical instrument? kit has the piano.
103. Who cracks really bad jokes and who doesn’t have the heart to tell them? kit has the shitty jokes, charlie just sighs along.
104. Who initiates the paint war? Who one wins? kit probably starts it, charlie probably wins.
105. Who has the more complicated Starbucks order? kit; she's extra.[/spoiler]
2. Who wants to travel the world and who is a home-body? i feel like they're both home bodies? kit is tired of traveling tbh
3. Who likes to dance when they think no one is looking and who grabs them to dance together? kit is the true dancer.
4. Who has a giant stack of unread books beside the bed? charlie has a bunch of books kit gave him, since kit would have read all the books.
5. Who hoards things? (Not like, Hoarders-style) kit.
6. Who gardens? all kit.
7. Who has to teach the other how to fold a fitted sheet? the one thing kit is good at.
8. Who despises the other’s favorite food (Bonus: what is it?) kit thinks charlie would snack on a crab, and she's disgusted.
9. Who offers massages when the other comes home from work dead on their feet? kit out of kindness; charlie to get her in the mood.
10. Who’s afraid of thunderstorms? neither?
11. Who wants to try weed? charlie probably
12. Who enjoys rainy days and who doesn’t? kit hates sunny days, and charlie would probably hate getting wet.
13. Who begs for a pet and who finally gives in? (Bonus: what kind of pet?) kit wants a goat, and she'll convince charlie.
14. Who makes a chore schedule? why would they need a schedule? charlie can just make people clean their shit.
15. Who has tons of stuffed animals and who swears Mr. Brown Bear stares at them? kit collects them as her friends, charlie hates all of them.
16. Who cooks most often? kit is the chef.
17. Who is too shy to order food and so who actually calls to make takeout orders? kit probably calls because charlie just don't want to
18. Who starts dabbling in witchcraft? kit would try it as a hobby
19. Who always turns off the lights as they leave a room? charlie, kit couldn't be bothered
20. Who plans out romantic nights and who does it spur of the moment? charlie probably tries to put thought into this shit while kit is fine with vodka and the ocean.
21. Who gets up first and makes the coffee? kit probably makes the hot bean juice
22. Who’s the vegetarian and who most certainly isn’t? if it was reasonable it the apocalypse, kit would, she loves animals too much. but then she'd feel bad for the plants she's killing.
23. Who just started watching gay porn for the first time and becomes obsessed? charlie in secret, even tho kit wouldn't give a fuck
24. Who lays on the other’s chest and who strokes the other’s hair? kit's probably laying there getting uh stroked, even tho she probably plays with his hair.
25. Who has more friends then the other? kit has all the friends in this relationship.
26. Who has a higher threshold for pain? kit is tough but she gets hurt more, so she probably complains about it more.
27. Who can’t sleep at night when the other is away? both?
28. Who does the dishes and who does the laundry? kit does it all even tho charlie tries to make her have his peeps do it. cleaning is like stress relief for kit.
29. Who would rather have Oreos while watching Netflix and who would rather have pizza? they both want pizza they're italian duh
30. Who throws the water bottles in the trash bin and who keeps reminding them that THEY GO IN THE RECYCLE BIN? kit probably tries to recycle while charlie don't have time for that.
31. Who’s always on time and who is always late? charlie's probably on time, he's good at adulting. kit goes by her own clock.
32. (Having just moved in with each other) Who has to get used to the other wearing nothing to bed? i think they're both okay with the nood.
33. Who replies in an argument, “bite me†and who actually bites them? kit would probably be both, lets be honest.
34. Who is the more outdoorsy type and who would rather stay in and read? kit is probably outdoorsy? while charlie likes to stay in and... not read.
35. Who is ticklish and who takes advantage of it? charlie is obviously the one getting attacked by tickle monster kit.
36. Who initiates a prank war and who ignores it, hoping that the other will stop? kit starts it, charlie tries to be mature.
37. Who is deathly afraid of insects and who has to kill them every time because the other is too scared to go anywhere near them? i feel like they're both ok with them? but like, kit would try to adopt any insect. she's, like, more than ok with them
38. Who has placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible and who is exasperatedly questioning ‘this is the 5th time today WHERE IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM?’ before sighing and leaning in kit is planting them everywhere and charlie is just like "u don't need an excuse for a kiss kit"
39. Who bugs the other while they’re trying to get work done? kit. always kit.
40. Who was the first to initiate contact (physical or otherwise)? both? lots of butt grabs
41. Who is more open about their sex lives? both of them? kit is a sharer and why would charlie brag about gettin' a kit?
42. Who constantly steals food off the plate of the other? kit 80% of the time and charlie like 20%
43 is too impure for bb
44. Who is more likely to win a sing off? au charlie totally would. bb charlie just isn't uh as gifted, i've been told, so kit.
45. When confronted by idiots, who stands their ground? charlie; kit just gives them the finger and walks away.
46. When playing hide and seek, who can’t stop giggling? kit.
47. Who is most likely to cry while in the theater? kit, but charlie low key.
48 is too impure for bb.
49. What their nicknames are for each other? kitten and charwee.
50. What is the most trivial thing they fight over? charlie's blanket stealing habits.
51. Who leaves their stuff around? kit has a lot of stuff and no place for all of it.
52. Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them only for the other to remind them that they’re married? kit because she thinks it's cute and funny.
53. Who becomes a human baby when they get sick? kit turns him into a baby.
54. If they were to go to the beach, who would lounge under the sun, and who would actually swim? charlie's the only one with any swimming ability, so kit's probably on the sand, eyeing him up.
55. Who tells the other to quit bouncing their leg/fidgeting? kit's probably the one twitching.
56. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? kit probably does, since she's always trying new and weird things.
57. Who gets the window seat? i don't think charlie would be bothered with that argument.
58. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? cheesy kit.
59. Who carries all the important documents while traveling? charlie, kit would probably lose them. he's the adult.
60. Who checks the prices while grocery shopping? kit probably, considering she would do most of the shopping.
61. Who sneaks in cookies in the shopping cart? both of them, lets be honest.
62. Who would discreetly pinch the other one’s butt in public? CHARLIE.
63. Who’s prone to road rage? both of them tbh.
64. Who talks to questionable strangers? kit. it gets her stabbed sometimes.
65. Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for a whole day? probably charlie in the suite?
66. Who is more amenable to cross-dressing? kit, but she'd love to see charlie in a dress.
67. Who shrinks clothes in the wash? charlie.
68. Are birthday cakes homemade? If so, who makes them? kit would probably make them if she could.
69. Who deals with the door-to-door Mormons? How do they handle it? kit would engage with them to be polite, and charlie would have to shoo them away after three hours.
70. Can they put together something from Ikea together, successfully? totally.
71. Who is more forgiving? kit, usually.
72. What would they do if one was bitten by a zombie? kit would keep zombie charlie as a pet.
73. What do they watch on TV when they are bored? boardwalk empire. i feel like kit would get him unwillingly invested in the bachelor.
74. Who thinks “what a dork I love them so much†more often? charlie, because kit is a dork.
75. If they were dogs, what kind would they be? kit is totally a golden retriever; charlie's a cane corso.
76. What are their favorite emojis? (Both of them!) uhm there are no emojis in the apocalypse i'm totally not too lazy to pull up the emoji list.
77. Who pushes the door when it says pull? clueless kit.
78. Who doesn’t take sugar in their coffee and who puts in far too much? charlie probably takes it black; kit just drinks sugar water.
79. Who wears the ugly-ass shoes and who screams “WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!??†kit with her tennis shoes, but i don't think charlie would give two shits.
80. Who thinks lying is ok to save feelings (just little white lies), and who thinks complete honesty is always morally necessary? lets be honest they're both pretty morally gray. kit's... a little more honest.
81. Who tries to convince the other to let them adopt a dragon from the shelter? kit would totally want to add it to her pet collection.
82. Who makes the bed? kit, compulsively.
83. Who makes the other person marathon lord of the rings with them? kit, totally.
84. Who dunks themself into the sea straight away and who inches their way in painfully slowly and takes forever to get their torso in the water? if kit could swim, she'd hop right in.
85. Who sent the, “Do you like me? [ ] yes [ ] no†letter? charlie.
86. Who is the one who jumps on the suspension bridge and who gets super freaked out and clings to the rails in terror? kit would do it would of impulse; charlie would hesitate like a reasonable person.
87. Who would totally and unexpectedly destroy the other in a karaoke battle? kit would be the only one doing karaoke willingly.
88. Who fell down the stairs, and who warned you about the stairs? kit fell. kit always falls.
89. Who finds it pointless to hate little, insignificant things and who has a million and one pet peeves that are pretty worthless but they never stop ranting about it? charlie probably hates everything, but kit is more vocal about her hatred.
90. Who has to catch the mouse, and who demands it be released outside, unharmed? kit will take the task upon herself to happily release it.
91. Who deadpans their puns and who can’t keep a straight face? kit has no poker face, charlie could probably master the deadpan.
i'm too lazy for 92 they don't have music ok
93. In a heist, who is sneaking around corners and doing barrel rolls while the other one strolls along eating Doritos chocolate biscuits? i don't think stealth is either of their things.
94. Who buys matching ugly sweaters for Christmas? kit, 100%
95. Who knits? also kit.
96. Who makes the best baked goods and who brings the treats everywhere to brag? kit is always making and bragging about food.
97. Who would third wheel the fuck out of your otp? daniel.
98. Who gets stuck in the cat tree and who is too busy laughing to call 911 help the other one out (911 seems excessive for “stuck in the cat treeâ€Â)? kits probably stuck, and charlie's doing the "i told u so".
there's no disney so i'm not putting in effort stfu.
100. Who unknowingly says very suggestive things? KIT.
101. Looking on their nightstand right now, what reading material would you find for both of them? kit probably has useless books on computer programming, charlie might have some magazines but he don't read.
102. Do either of them play a musical instrument? kit has the piano.
103. Who cracks really bad jokes and who doesn’t have the heart to tell them? kit has the shitty jokes, charlie just sighs along.
104. Who initiates the paint war? Who one wins? kit probably starts it, charlie probably wins.
105. Who has the more complicated Starbucks order? kit; she's extra.[/spoiler]
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