hi welcome to chilis & trash heap

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[div style="background=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: center; font-size: 9pt; text-align: justify; color: black; width: 450px; font-family: arial;"]❝ uncle zeke promised he'd get me a kitten but i don't see a ball of fur running around on four legs. ❞
❝ i'm 95% sure dad loves the impala more than any of us. ❞
❝ i wonder what our family looks like to people on the outside. do we seem normal? ❞
❝ i've gone sixteen years without knowing what coffee was and now that i do i can't stop drinking it. ❞
❝ jack, how did those poor people get trapped inside that box? ❞ & when she first came to earth
❝ how do you talk to boys? i think i keep scaring all of them off. ❞
❝ stace did you do something with mr. stuffles. ❞ & mr. stuffles: giant stuffed dog stace won her at the carnival
❝ i think i took the saying 'spawn of satan' a bit too far. ❞
❝ being a nephilim is weird because i can feel the power inside me- *burps* never mind i just had to burp. ❞
❝ i don't know who this taylor swift person is, all i know is elvis presley, kansas, and other better, more amazing artists. ❞
❝ whoopsies almost tripped and fell on my blade. hah! that would've been bad. ❞
❝ i get that the vampire is decapitated and dead but can i still poke it with a stick? ❞
❝ all i wanted was one, singular sip of beer. i got scolded. ❞
❝ do you realize how trippy it is to see your father look like his sixteen year old self like.. it's so damn weird. ❞
❝ i learned early on that when someone says they're fine, they're lying.. ❞
❝ you guys i'm fine, i promise. ❞
❝ if that's how kids my age usually act these days i think i wanna die.. ❞
❝ i love being fashionable but i also like not dying whenever i hunt so i try to do a mix of both in my outfits. ❞
❝ stace i swear i will fight you, where are my cheese puffs man. ❞
❝ dogs with wrinkles make me want to bawl my eyes out i love them so much. ❞
❝ i mistook my own dog for a cloud and i wondered genuinely how in the heck a cloud was in my living room. ❞
❝ passionately sings 'eye of the tiger' while cooking lasagna. ❞

❝ i love you, dad. ❞