one of us is going down — storage

[ambrose m.]

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dylan: heart eyes

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lmao
expect it
ambrose will attempt to flirt his way into everyone's hearts

Charlie's Hetero Ass: scr eaMS
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but like
ambrose and mar need to become besties and just
take over the world together

i can imagine charlie and ambrose arguing in italian all the time and everyone rolling their eyes like "here they go again" bc what are they arguing about?? world domination?? their favorite flavors of soup?? who knows

char and amb: arguing in italian and throwing things
everyone: oh my gosh what can it possibly be about
char: CHICKEN NOODLE
amb: nO FUCK U IT'S ALL ABOUT FRENCH ONION
char: IF U LIKE IT SO MUCH THEN WHY DON'T U GO LIVE IN FRANCE

mar: *clears her throat*
mar: wrong.
charlie: what
mar: beef.
charlie and ambrose: OH HELL NAH

Can I start the Char and Ambrose crackship
He's basically gonna be the Official Italian Translator
WAITWAIT
Ambrose: tell Dylan that he looks handsome
Charlie: he says that you're fugly
Dylan: WHAT
Ambrose: WHAT

"If you're not an angry Italian gangster then you can't sit with us"
*explosion goes off in the background*

[color=black]why can i imagine ambrose saying someone was crap at something but one of the badlanders goes to research the english meaning, only to find out ambrose said their singing skills were cabbage