12-10-2017, 09:11 PM
[align=center][div style=" background-color: transparent; border: 0px solid black; width: 470px; min-height: 8px; font-family:; line-height: 1; text-align: justify; color: black; padding: 20px"]Ideas for smart shit to say as he's coughing up blood,
"We really have to stop meeting like this."
(What happened?) "Oh, you know. Just the usual abuse."
"I fear someone is taking the saying 'beating some sense into him' too literally. I'm still not any smarter."
"Look, I'm vomiting the rainbow."
(Are you okay?) "Oh, just peachy. Coughing up blood is nothing."
"I think the universe has a bigger hate boner for me than I do."
"We really have to stop meeting like this."
(What happened?) "Oh, you know. Just the usual abuse."
"I fear someone is taking the saying 'beating some sense into him' too literally. I'm still not any smarter."
"Look, I'm vomiting the rainbow."
(Are you okay?) "Oh, just peachy. Coughing up blood is nothing."
"I think the universe has a bigger hate boner for me than I do."