12-10-2017, 02:12 AM
michaelis: ok i know youre like 18 and you've had a girlfriend, blah blah blah, but i have had a girlfriend, i know, gasp, it's so fucking HILARIOUS, and they really like when you hit that spot -
marine: say no more
*shoves him in the nearest trash can*
bonus:
michaelis: jokes on yOU marine i have two!!! men!!! older men!! available men!!! always there!!! waiting for me!!!
marine: honey, no, you don't
marine: say no more
*shoves him in the nearest trash can*
bonus:
michaelis: jokes on yOU marine i have two!!! men!!! older men!! available men!!! always there!!! waiting for me!!!
marine: honey, no, you don't