I WAS HER WITNESS / dump

[vix]

iconic things that exist in my life:

nemo's hate for tristan

n: did you see what he did today UGH
b: what did he do
n: breathe I hate when he does that

n: ur my best friend right?
b: yeah I guess?
n: best friends do anything for each other RIGHT?
b: sure
n: can you get rid of that asshole, tristan?

n: well if ur not my best friend anymore I guess I'll carry the chilli bread chronicals alone
b: the hell is that
n: the plan to assassinate Tristan WERE YOU EVEN listenING AT ALL
b: why is it called that
n: because the i's are compatible with his name and I like chilli

Tristan: Nemo hey man!
Nemo:
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