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calvin mcnight
— he is twenty-eight years old, youngest of three.
— nickname is cal or calv
— born june first, put that on ur calenders
— used to live with his fiance, who he did truly love, but she was tired of his annoying ass playing video games on days he didn't have work so she put him out and threw his ring in the garbage can. that same week he lost his job
— he moved in with his brother, mike, who took him in because mike strongly believes in helping out family. he took him in til he was able to get back on his feet... it's been almost two years and his lazy ass still being lazy.
— calvin always picking on his nieces and nephews, like he's a child and honestly he does act like a big ass kid. jonah's room is closest to him, so he's always calling him in to do easy stuff for him like he's his maid and jonah has no choice but to listen. those two are always arguing
— he's the roasting king, and the king of shade
— despite the fact that his nieces and nephews don't like him, everyone else does. they think he's absolutely hilarious and know how to turn up man.
— "boy don't make me get my belt and slap the black off ur ass, now go get me my ramen noodles"
— if someone was going to whoop jonah's ass, he would help him if it was "his people" however if it was a bunch of white people he'd grab some popcorn and go watch.
— just kidding he might go break it up... eventually.
— he's an asshole, so what? back in his day, people used to be assholes all the time. "back in his day"
— probably watching bad girls club or playing 2k17
— embarrasses jonah in front of his friends
— would be the one to volunteer to take jonah to a basketball game, aw what a great uncle
— "i'm a comedian. just as legendary as kevin hart."
— likes when girls call him "daddy"
— always borrowing his other people's money.
— heavily in debt because of this
— always filming other people sleep
— moderately instagram famous
calvin mcnight
— he is twenty-eight years old, youngest of three.
— nickname is cal or calv
— born june first, put that on ur calenders
— used to live with his fiance, who he did truly love, but she was tired of his annoying ass playing video games on days he didn't have work so she put him out and threw his ring in the garbage can. that same week he lost his job
— he moved in with his brother, mike, who took him in because mike strongly believes in helping out family. he took him in til he was able to get back on his feet... it's been almost two years and his lazy ass still being lazy.
— calvin always picking on his nieces and nephews, like he's a child and honestly he does act like a big ass kid. jonah's room is closest to him, so he's always calling him in to do easy stuff for him like he's his maid and jonah has no choice but to listen. those two are always arguing
— he's the roasting king, and the king of shade
— despite the fact that his nieces and nephews don't like him, everyone else does. they think he's absolutely hilarious and know how to turn up man.
— "boy don't make me get my belt and slap the black off ur ass, now go get me my ramen noodles"
— if someone was going to whoop jonah's ass, he would help him if it was "his people" however if it was a bunch of white people he'd grab some popcorn and go watch.
— just kidding he might go break it up... eventually.
— he's an asshole, so what? back in his day, people used to be assholes all the time. "back in his day"
— probably watching bad girls club or playing 2k17
— embarrasses jonah in front of his friends
— would be the one to volunteer to take jonah to a basketball game, aw what a great uncle
— "i'm a comedian. just as legendary as kevin hart."
— likes when girls call him "daddy"
— always borrowing his other people's money.
— heavily in debt because of this
— always filming other people sleep
— moderately instagram famous
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