off she goes — dump

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honestly it'd be such an interesting parallel bc chip is a Mega Hoe while naomi would just prefer to avoid sex all together

it's for sure the first real argument they ever have because usually naomi's super good with compromising, especially when it comes to chip, but it's actually starting to fuck with her grades in school so of course she's pissed
tbh i can see her opening his door while he's in the middle of getting (or giving bc the boy could go either way) some dick and just goes "please fornicate quietly bc i have a chem test tomorrow and if i fail it your beloved sausages are gonna be on the chopping block, literally" with the straightest face and it pissed chip off bc 1) she was interrupting him and 2) she was actually serious?? and her tone was too mean for him if we're being honest so he probably throws on some sweatpants and tries to start an argument or whatever but naomi deadass just slams her door right in his face because she's too tired to really care
and then the argument just starts right back up the next morning, and naomi only gets angrier bc she ends up missing the bus and by extension her test?? idk,, how you feel about that??