Jesse's Man Diary • Stuff I Feel Like Sharing
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Dear Man Diary,

Today, once again, as I did yesterday; I have brushed my teeth, not with toothpaste doused in water, but with the lubrication of my own blood. The toothbrush was the equivalent of a thousand tiny needles along my gums, and if I do not floss with the caution of a tight rope walker, they bleed. And so, I have foresaken the water, as despite my attempts at using it, it is futile. The blood always comes and overthrows it.

Please kill me.

I just want to be able to eat food XD
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