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- this is wallace brett deveraux but he prefers to be called wally and he is a flower child, look at him. he is the flower king and sidney his flower queen
- wally was born in toronto, canada on the eighteenth of july
- his birth parents were teenagers when he was born and his mother abandoned him at the hospital and the police were never able to find her and wallace was put up for adoption
- just a little over a year after he was born, wallace was adopted by the chantel and david deveraux and became the youngest of three children, and the only son in the family
- his three older sisters, michelle, dorothea, and bethany, babied him well into his teenage years because he was the baby of the family and he got so annoyed with them like "guys, i'm not a little kid, i'm sixteen" but then them like "you're still a little kid to us"
- wally is a really outgoing and charismatic dude who loves everyone and wants everyone to see the good in the world and just love the life they have
- speaks fluent french and english and never says 'i love you' but instead says 'je t'aime'
- weed is great but don't tell his mum or sisters because they will get hella pissed if they find out he smokes and be hella overprotective
- identifies as pansexual, homoromantic
- wow he was actually concerned about coming out to his parents but they were surprisingly accepting and it was great. his sisters knew before their parents and they were encouraging him to because they knew it wouldn't be a problem and that they would love him regardless and it was just very relieving to finally officially come out
- one time, he was making out with this dude and, no joke, the dude went like "no homo though" and at the time wally was fifteen and didn't really get it and thought they were a thing but got his bubble bursted and he was sad and it was his first heartbreak
- tries to keep his instagram aesthetically pleasing
- immigrated to america when he was sixteen along with his parents but his three older sisters still live in canada but he visits and they visit a lot
- yes he has a canadian accent, yes he does say eh a lot, please don't mock him because he'll be hella salty and probably not talk to you
- is really super duper nice and if someone looks sad, he always asks if they are okay or if he can help. he stands up for the little guy/girl and doesn't like bullies
- despite being really nice and such, wally has gotten into some fights (mostly over defending someone) which has gotten him in a lot of trouble and his parents aren't so happy about it and he hates disappointing them
- looks hella serious a lot of the time but he isn't, honestly he's like the least serious person you'll ever meet. wally is always cracking jokes and pulling pranks and shit and it's great
- loves horses and actually knows how to ride and really wants to own a horse of his own one day because horses are fucking awesome
- he has a septum piercing that he's almost always wearing but sometimes he takes it out if there's like a really formal occasion or not, he loves his piercing
- so wally has this gap between his front teeth and it isn't like a huge gap or whatever but he's a bit self-conscious about it but people always say it's adorable and that they think he'd look a bit weird without it because it makes him unique
- he has an azurian husky, lovey, that he found as a stray and the dog is like either at wally's side or laying on wally's bed. lovey doesn't really like anybody else except sid, sometimes. he also has a cat, rocky, who loves everyone and is always curling up in your lap
- wally likes making other people flower crowns cuz he's such a pure and loving boy and flower crowns are basically his life don't judge
- he's seen wall-e more times than he can possibly count
- a sucker for small romantic gestures because they are more intimate and personal. don't get me wrong, grand romantic gestures are great but the small ones that no one else knows about just mean more because it's between two people instead of everyone knowing
- this boy has some pipes, like he's got a pretty decent singing voice but he never really shows it off or tells people about it except sid
- he's like 5'10"ish and dude is not a noodle. he's got muscly arms and abs for days. no one is surprised his hella muscly but everyone is hella shooketh when the see the abs and muscles because like damn son

[spoiler=devertino stuff]- devertino is sidney florentino and wallace deveraux
- so they both came to america in sophomore/junior year and were kinda the "foreigner new kids" or whatever. well, the counsellors kinda paired them up and they were in a lot of the same classes and bonded over the fact that they were from different places. people used to make fun of sid because he didn't have the best time after moving to america and wally kinda became protective a bit? he was always looking out for him and trying to help him gain his confidence and they just became friends
- you see this picture here? well this basically summed up devertino for the longest time. always touching in some way whether it was holding hands or being really close. sometimes, sid would just stroke wally's arm while wally had his head resting on the desk or table. there were times where wally would actually doze off and the teachers like wouldn't get mad or upset and lots of people whould like post about it on snapchat because it was so cute and they were basically goals before even dating
- literally everyone shipped them (teachers and students) and asked them if they were dating and like wally would get real blushy and start stammering a bit, just real nervous and unsure, but sid would look at him and smile and vice versa
- the jist of how they got together: "so what is this relationship" "uh, i don't know, i never thought about it" "do you want to be together" "i kinda thought we already were" and then they officially started dating and just real cute
- everybody's reaction to them getting together was one of the following: "about damn time" "finally" "thank god" "i thought i'd have to knock some sense into you two"
- sid is wally's flower queen and wally is sid's flower king