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[div style="0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]KRYSEGAN HEADCANONS — someone i'll always laugh with / even at my worst, i'm best with you, yeah
• i cry over these boys at least twice a day ok don't judge me.
• neither of them can remember how they met (because they feel like they've been friends for like twelve lifetimes so why remember insignificant stuff like that) so they come up with their own stories. krys says that finn just eyebrow-wiggled his way into his life while finn says krys showed up on his doorstep demanding orange slices and a hug. of course, both of them are incredibly wrong — they met while finn accidentally interrupted one of krys's vlogs.
• k: [praying] it's me again. i need someone to be my friend. someone who won’t run away. maybe send me an angel! the nicest angel you have.
• f: [maniacal scottish laughing]
• they have a gold star sticker system that started because finn was yelling nonsense scottish slang in the background while krys was trying to film a video so krys, tired of his bullshit, took a gold star sticker and just smacked it on finn's forehead to get him to stop. it became their thing™ and now it's not at all unusual to see finn's face dotted with gold stars like they're freckles or some shit.
• "TAPS AFF!" "nO FINN THE TOPS STAY ON WE'RE IN PUBLIC"
• when he's tired, finn has a weird habit of eating things that aren't food and forgetting to unpackage food and just eating it, package and all, and it still freaks krys out to this day. you wouldn't believe how many videos haven't be finished because finn started eating the wrapper of his big mac or something and krys had to make sure he didn't straight up die.
• honestly their friendship is pretty much just finn providing comic relief and krys making sure he doesn't do anything so stupid he ends up dead.
• "if you wiggle your eyebrow like that at me one more time you won't have anything to wiggle in a few minutes."
• they went clubbing together one time and krys refuses to go back with him because a) finn was like stage three drunk within like twenty minutes, and b) the boy tried to steal a police car and krys doesn't want to be legally responsible if it happens again.
• they share clothes, and while that seems super cute, they only really do it because no matter how clothed he is when he goes to krys's place, finn always leaves with just his shoes, his pants, and a shirt if he's lucky, so a lot of time krys just wears the stuff finn's left behind.
• krys can never have a bad day around finn because finn will just grab him like he's holding a baby and rock him while he sings scottish lullabies until krys finally cheers up.
• krys and isa text each other more often than you'd think because both of them together comprise at least 85% of his impulse control so they have to coordinate their efforts, you feel? 
• finn tried to get krys to wear eyeliner for about two weeks before realizing that the raccoon look just wasn't for everyone. 
• krys told finn he wanted to learn more about his scottish heritage and the next day finn showed up to his house in a kilt and with copious, probably illegal amounts of haggis.
• late-night spongebob marathons are their shit.
• krys spent the night at finn's house once and everything was going pretty well until krys went to his room at like 2 am to ask finn for an extra blanket and saw him, isa, and keland all tangled up together so krys just figured it was his cue to leave before "they morphed into a giant mutant thing" (an exact quote).
• on the rare occasion that krys is the one doing something wild finn just throws him on snap and @'s jem because intervening and stopping his friends from doing something stupid in public? finn doesn't know her.
• finn's always screenshotting videos of krys just so he can use them as memes. he has a whole folder on his camera roll called "krys: the man, the myth, the meme" and it currently has 371 images.