09-06-2017, 03:13 AM
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TRAVIS DEAN WRIGHT i wish that i could be like the cool kids
- uncle to jordan wright, that's probably the only reason how people actually you know him. he doesn't really leave his house because he never really gets invited anywhere and doesn't have a social life.
- don't tell him that though, he thinks that he is probably the most popular man alive and that everyone is his friend
- the memest walking meme to ever meme
- does improv classes on the weekends, he will often act like he has a gun in whatever scene they are running through, even if it has nothing to do with guns
- works at a paper company on weekdays, he is actually the office manager of the branch where he works
- has written a movie script before. he is the star of it and it was actually never made into a movie sadly. the only reason why people know about it is because jordan found it while at his condo and showed it two her two friends and they all wanted to reenact it
- no one understands how he survived this long without someone killing him, yes, he is that guy
- "that's what she said"
- bought himself a worlds best boss mug when no one else would in his office, he drinks coffee from it every day
- over dramatic. one time he stepped on a lego and made jordan drive him to the emergency room even though she was thirteen. turns out, the pain went away even before they got there.
- never went to college but that's okay
- the kind of uncle that gives out hundred dollar bills for christmas instead of presents because he doesn't have any kids of his own and low key wants someone to make happy
- "i am not to be truffled with"
- grammy harkness beat him with a frying pan the first time she met him hecase he was standing in evan's kitchen at a harkness family reunion jordan was invited to
- once stepped on a george foreman grill getting out of bed, don't ask him how, it just happened, okay?
-thoodlernoodle is his only friend. literally. nancy romano says she is just because he is a lonely guy and she's the sweetest thing
- Lonelyâ„¢
TRAVIS DEAN WRIGHT i wish that i could be like the cool kids
- uncle to jordan wright, that's probably the only reason how people actually you know him. he doesn't really leave his house because he never really gets invited anywhere and doesn't have a social life.
- don't tell him that though, he thinks that he is probably the most popular man alive and that everyone is his friend
- the memest walking meme to ever meme
- does improv classes on the weekends, he will often act like he has a gun in whatever scene they are running through, even if it has nothing to do with guns
- works at a paper company on weekdays, he is actually the office manager of the branch where he works
- has written a movie script before. he is the star of it and it was actually never made into a movie sadly. the only reason why people know about it is because jordan found it while at his condo and showed it two her two friends and they all wanted to reenact it
- no one understands how he survived this long without someone killing him, yes, he is that guy
- "that's what she said"
- bought himself a worlds best boss mug when no one else would in his office, he drinks coffee from it every day
- over dramatic. one time he stepped on a lego and made jordan drive him to the emergency room even though she was thirteen. turns out, the pain went away even before they got there.
- never went to college but that's okay
- the kind of uncle that gives out hundred dollar bills for christmas instead of presents because he doesn't have any kids of his own and low key wants someone to make happy
- "i am not to be truffled with"
- grammy harkness beat him with a frying pan the first time she met him hecase he was standing in evan's kitchen at a harkness family reunion jordan was invited to
- once stepped on a george foreman grill getting out of bed, don't ask him how, it just happened, okay?
-thoodlernoodle is his only friend. literally. nancy romano says she is just because he is a lonely guy and she's the sweetest thing
- Lonelyâ„¢