08-21-2017, 06:47 PM
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things mads has said other than what's on his headcanons list:
- "why are you asking me for relationship advice, i'm a fucking asocial potato who's never dated anyone"
- "i don't fucking curse like a fucking sailor fuck you"
- hasn't slept in 48 hours. draped over the sofa, mouth open and drooling, "i fink m dyin"
- at least 5 times a day, "i don't know what i'm doing"
- "milk is nasty" the only thing he drinks is chocolate milk
- "plants and animals are the only good in this world"
- "can someone stab me with this spoon please"
- "WHERE'S THE FUCKING COCONUT"
- "what" "huh" "uuuhhh"
- "okie dokie artichokie"
- *yells monotonously for a solid three minutes*
- in a public place "CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME SOUR PATCH KIDS I'M KIND OF BROKE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON CHOCOLATE MILK"
[align=center][div style="margin-bottom: 5px; margin-top: 3px; word-spacing: 2px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8pt;"]will probs be kinda slow to reply ⸺ [ dump ]