08-21-2017, 03:25 PM
[align=center][div style="0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]FLICHAEL HIGH SCHOOL AU  they'll call our crimes a work of art
• if florence ever needs to catch his attention in a crowded hallway she'll just yell "goth kitten" at the top of her lungs.
• the school regards them as the "hot psycho couple you should never fuck with unless you want your fingers broken and your life ruined."
• florence for sure threatened the school administrators to make sure that she and michael had the all the same classes except for one (michael's into music and florence couldn't care less about it), which is ironic as hell seeing as how they rarely ever actually show up to any of them.
• are they a couple?? or brother and sister??? the world may never know,,
• they go to football games just so florence can mock the cheerleaders and michael can mock her mocking them.
• they aren't technically "official", but if you try to flirt with one of them or even ask them to be your partner for a project or some shit the other one shuts you down so quick. once a girl asked michael if he wanted to be her partner for a history project and florence just walked up to her and gave her the most unsettling stare she possibly could. the same scenario happened in english with florence and michael slid up behind her and laughed at the guy until he got freaked out and walked away.
• they're always sharing snacks in class  even during tests. to be honestly it's gotten to the point now where they can just talk with each other and eat chips and candy while they're taking tests and teachers just don't give a fuck.
• he probably calls her "big head" just to get on her nerves.
• they sit in a table in a corner at lunch and honestly they probably don't even know who sits with them because it changes everyday. everyone just wants to be around them because they're so "edgy" or whatever but they literally could not care any less, all they want to do is eat doritos and talk shit about people and if other people are around then fine, it's whatever.
• occasionally florence will volunteer in the school nurse's office (read: she'll be the school nurse for a day because the school can't afford to hire one full time) so she writes michael a pass for all his classes with some made up diagnosis so that way they can hang out.
• if they decide to skip class, they're either in michael's car, the school library, or the football field because florence thinks it's ironic.
• their senior prank would either be putting weed in the school's vents or pouring a shit ton of kool aid sugar in the pool just before a big swim meet.
• florence starts a food fight at least once a week but still manages not to get suspended because the school administrators are scared of her.
• probably gonna use these and the ones [member=66]Wishy[/member] did to write a flichael thing sometime soon
• if florence ever needs to catch his attention in a crowded hallway she'll just yell "goth kitten" at the top of her lungs.
• the school regards them as the "hot psycho couple you should never fuck with unless you want your fingers broken and your life ruined."
• florence for sure threatened the school administrators to make sure that she and michael had the all the same classes except for one (michael's into music and florence couldn't care less about it), which is ironic as hell seeing as how they rarely ever actually show up to any of them.
• are they a couple?? or brother and sister??? the world may never know,,
• they go to football games just so florence can mock the cheerleaders and michael can mock her mocking them.
• they aren't technically "official", but if you try to flirt with one of them or even ask them to be your partner for a project or some shit the other one shuts you down so quick. once a girl asked michael if he wanted to be her partner for a history project and florence just walked up to her and gave her the most unsettling stare she possibly could. the same scenario happened in english with florence and michael slid up behind her and laughed at the guy until he got freaked out and walked away.
• they're always sharing snacks in class  even during tests. to be honestly it's gotten to the point now where they can just talk with each other and eat chips and candy while they're taking tests and teachers just don't give a fuck.
• he probably calls her "big head" just to get on her nerves.
• they sit in a table in a corner at lunch and honestly they probably don't even know who sits with them because it changes everyday. everyone just wants to be around them because they're so "edgy" or whatever but they literally could not care any less, all they want to do is eat doritos and talk shit about people and if other people are around then fine, it's whatever.
• occasionally florence will volunteer in the school nurse's office (read: she'll be the school nurse for a day because the school can't afford to hire one full time) so she writes michael a pass for all his classes with some made up diagnosis so that way they can hang out.
• if they decide to skip class, they're either in michael's car, the school library, or the football field because florence thinks it's ironic.
• their senior prank would either be putting weed in the school's vents or pouring a shit ton of kool aid sugar in the pool just before a big swim meet.
• florence starts a food fight at least once a week but still manages not to get suspended because the school administrators are scared of her.
• probably gonna use these and the ones [member=66]Wishy[/member] did to write a flichael thing sometime soon
[align=center]
oh, what a time to be alive! — hub