THE RECORDER VERSION SUCKS | private

[dannychan]

[align=center][div style="width: 350px; text-align: justify; line-height: -1%; color: black"]it was a perfectly normal afternoon- joseph was chasing his twins around, while his eldest son was sat in the kitchen watching to, and his youngest slept in her crib. the twins were an absolute nightmare, and poor joseph was all alone during it. what made them so bad? they had found the secret candy stash. where was his bitch wife during all of this? getting drunk and flirting with every man that wasnt him. he had looked away from his kids for two seconds, and suddenly they were just gone. no where to be seen. "oh jesus on a bike!" he said and looked to the front door, which was wide open. he rushed outside, sighing. "christie? christian? come on out, kiddos, you've had your fun!" he called, not even noticing mary and her best drinking buddy walking towards them. "what the hell are you shouting about?" mary called. joseph looked at her. "well, dear, oh love of my life," he hissed, "while you were getting drunk off your behind, i was trying to watch the kids, and christie and christian got into your candy stash, and they wouldn't stop running around, and i couldn't catch them, they ran out the door, and now i can't find them!" he snapped.ary scoffed, moving past her husband. "not my damned problem." she grunted. "mary!" joseph exclaimed, watching her slam the door and lock it behind her. he felt in his pocket for his keys before groaning and rubbing his face.