OFFICIAL SHADOWCLAN CHATTING AND PLOTTING THREAD

[⚝ GRAVEYARD]

lmfao if u think yuuri will remain pure for long in my care ur dead wrong. i lov hurting my pures :^)
im more tempted w yuuri than i am w lou for some reason ???????? take my son from me he doesnt deserve pain

henlo toby u die

give stark an apprentice 2k17

wwwww ambitious @ / moria but eveN MORE COOL ?????

[toby]

grea i just sang the entire song in my head how dare you
oh wow arcy i thought u luved me

but yes stark needs an apprentice

cAN FAWN BE THE CULT-MOM WHO COMES INTO THE BASEMENT WITH COOKIES LIKE
"would u like some snacks?"

[GHOST.]

"moooooooom, can't you wait until AFTER the absolution to satanas?"

[BORZOI]

ohh
hmm i'm not sure it'll actually like impact the political world unless someone in it screws up and sacrifices someone from an ally clan or something
because religions are usually not brought up politically unless a clan has an issue with it but it'd be interesting to see discourse happening within the cult itself?? and maybe even growing big enough for them to make their own group or something

yo dont hurt the baby
i'll fite

good im glad you are suffering toby its (obviously) my main goal in life
im the song-stuck-in-head-er

[Wafture]

lmao the religion causing problems thing makes me remember when riverclan on ff had that thing where
they completely banned dogs from being in the clan,, and every other group was on their asses in a fkn millisecond lmao
but that was a looooong time ago tbfh

[GHOST.]

yeah i mean its probably not ever gonna happen but it's like be cool lmao cause they will totally all be sacrificing each others friends

HOLY SHIT REALLY THATS SO FUNNY

[toby]

"honey i'm sorry but you need your energy!"

absolutely evil arent u

[GHOST.]

lmao thats verbatim how it would go down

[toby]

fawn is the ultimate mom like no competition
she's the mom of all cultusts

"oh do you need bandages? i told you all not to play with knives!"
"now where did the family goblet go- honey! i told you not to use the family heirloom for any satanic rituals!"
"where are all the kitchen knives? HONEY"
"oh turn on the lights before you all go blind as bats in this darkness"
"wash your hood, mister, RIGHT NOW"

tobeh is dead bc im tobeh

[GHOST.]

the fuckin family heirloom im dead