all my bridges i have burned | STORAGE + CHAT

[impiety]

iM CRYING MOOD

[impiety]

REXFORD JONESWARD - "REX"
- british accent
- yes homo
- punk dad
- 37
- very against homophobes, sexism, racism and generally judgemental people
- fairly extroverted, kinda leans toward being an ambivert
- doesnt give a fuck what u think abt him , but if u seem upset w him he'll worry abt yOU and. probably confront
- very confrontational and blunt, but easygoing otherwise
- protective and kinda a brave fearless guy
- struggling since his husband elliot just upped and left in a somewhat minor argument. he doesnt understand what happened bc there was never rly any abuse from either of them, his husband just... disappeared after a fight over how to handle eden breaking her arm
- birth surname was jones, but his current surname is a combination of woodward and jones
- purple mohawk and prurpel bracelets
- wears a tie with everything, mostly t-shirts with puns
- wears kilts
- works at home as an author and at a grocery store or smth outside
- just goes with the flow, never seems phased by anything
- curiosity killed the cat, and he is way too curious. the dude in a horror movie that insists on going into a haunted house that people never come back out of
- prays to jesus every day for a portal to the underworld bc he thinks demons are fascinating
- binge eats when stressed, so basically all the time
- loVES BALLOONS SO MUCH
- hiccups when hes nervous
- 5'9. a bit pudgy but not a super big amount
- "stop exposing ur daughter to this violent and evil lifestyle!!!" "stop exposing urself to negativity and judgementalness, KAREN"
- he loves his daughter so much and would die for her so its time to meeeeeet...

EDEN JONESWARD
- "im THIS MANY" *holds up seven fingers*
- "I HAVE A MIDDLE FINGER AND IM NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT"
- *whispers quietly as she giggles* "fuck..."
- troublemaker in school
- fairly shy around adults but can get chatty and demanding as well
- *fortnite default dances unironically* (but imean what do u expect shes 7 an shes just enjoying life)
- loved the nutcracker and ever since she started ballet
- "ummm, your mom"
- triumphant when nobody can give her your mom jokes
- thinks elliot/her other dad left because she broke her arm. very sad about this but she definitely keeps it to herself
- loves bugs and even tho rex cringes a ton at this she lets spiders , ladybugs, etc crawl over her and she loves them
- "my dad can kick YOUR DAD'S BUTT"
- "my dad makes me go to sleep at 8 :("
- tries to make spikes by sharpening a rock with a rock and tape them to her clothes - they look literally like pebbles still tho. it's always a mess in the laundry machine and it upsets eden sm when the spikes disappear
- has a favorite blanket that she hides from rex bc she doesnt want him to wash it and it smells like rotten milk and it drives rex insane bc she hIDES IT SUPER WELL AND SOMETIMES IN HIS VERY ROOM
- makes lots of sock puppets and she has lowkey started a business with them in the school and it might become a problem. mini saleswoman that gets lots of shared lunches and weird doo-dads
- has a very slight british accent that you notice if she's excited or angry

[dame]

I love them

[impiety]

tHEYRE SO HAPPY YOU LOVE THEM

[dame]

THAT'S NEW SO MANY ARE LIKE "?? WHO IS THIS BITCH" OR "LOL BAD DECISION ON YOUR PART BUT K" OR JUST "WHY"

[impiety]

iM CRYING

theyre one of my few dickish or mopey characters

[dame]

they are?

[impiety]

imEANT NOT DICKISH OR MOPEY CHARACTERS

cries yesterday ieas having trouble concentrating so bad

my mom asked me to pray for our dinner adn instead of saying amen inearly said "love you mwah bye bye"

[dame]

it's ok Darwin <3
ok but that's iconic
she'd hate it but that's iconic

[impiety]

might fuck around and come back now that i have what one might call :eyes: any sense of mental stability and self preservation. i just need to convince myself not everybody hates me