social climb ⚘ dump

[fuentes]

it really do be like that sometimes

iom just come out ok if crows can have cannibals then you’re allowed at least one (1) fursona
but if it’s neon i will have to personally oppress you for it

[sovay]

the rumor come out! does iomedae is furry?

no lol they aren’t neon
as much i relate deeply to sparkledogs, i don’t have one

[crows]

yeaH i was like "oh no?? will i say something wrong??" but i also did that with. everyone p much ever
i was always talkin on thin ice with fue until i realized that ive crashed below the ice, and am currently in a vortex so now im ok
i was even worried about being overly friendly to hoot but that's another sotry

i need a surreal tv show about damien the forest elf to replace literally any other show alive but probably insatiable because that's gonna be unwatchable

i feel like. alien fursonas are iom's thing
4+ arms

[sovay]

see ive always seen myself as a swamp witch married to all the frogs and alligators that children tell stories of and i help women in distress

JDEMND u right

[crows]

you know that works
we leave you offerings at the edge of the swamps, small tidbits of food and sometimes the occasional vhs taped episode of dr phil

the crows stop changing your avatar challenge failed ft 11:50pm crying over norm lewis i need to work on that norm lewis character who gives off a deep powerful wizard aura and i still want that angelina jolie fairy character because i watched maleficent and im

[fuentes]

well whatever you see yourself ass, i see you throwing cheese sticks at me in my local 7/11 like an absolute gremlin

there is no ice anymore thanks to global warming
rn you’re just floating around in the ocean and if you die then you die dude

[fuentes]

so voring is a form of direct action now? is that what we doing?

iom u gave off big furry energy the first times we started talking so like,, i’m not surprised
it’s like how even if a kid denies he’s gay, everyone just knows and feels it
like that’s you but instead you’re a furry
we’re all just waiting for you to come out tbh

[crows]

do you ever want to rip the heart out of some creepy old man or that one eighteen year old chick who's dating the thirteen year old boy
that's what we're going for, we're making sure creepy people are sent a message

he's a clown furry that's what it is
idk what that'd be
a clownie, deeply powerful and armed with balloons

but another real talk iom seemed scary to me at first and now he's like the sage manic mountain man who offers me wisdom and strange nighttime messages

[fuentes]

yeah but at no point am i ever considering like,, seasoning that shit up, throwing it on the grill with some corn on the cob and just eating that shit dude
this ain’t game of thrones my dude foh

so he’s truly BooBoo The Fool
i still get the vibe from iom that he’s a really oddly placed forest elf who would throw cheese sticks at me at my local 7/11 at 3 in the morning to get me to go on some quest
like that’s specific but I Feel That

[sovay]

I WAS SCARY OMG????
i always think im scary but then people talk to me and i scream and that’s just how it be sometimes

also those are the best descriptions of me im CRYING

me? a furry? *hides my 5 fursonas under a couch* yeah... haha... funny