❪ the crown is getting ʰᵉᵃᵛʸ ❫ › dump.

[shizuknya]

[align=center][div style="background=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 450px; font-size: 7.3pt; color: #383737; line-height: 125%; font-family: arial; letter-spacing: .8px;"]i will gladly make him a nurse friend. *eyes*

[fuentes]

sascha: hey, let's go party! there's this vegan bar on fourth street th-
vampbrad, staring at a window dramatically: why ply myself with drink when she clouds my senses so?
sascha:

[marsy]

[align=center][div style="width: 425px; text-align: justify; font-family: karla, roboto, arial, helvetica; font-size: 7pt; line-height: 1.2;"]bee ,,, pls ,, do it ,,,, *eyes back*

i'm asdkljs i can't stop laughing omg
sascha is sick of your victorian romance blues vampbrad
also sascha: you know people don't speak like that nowadays , right ? it's 2018 , just get a pint of ben & jerry's , put in a sad romance movie and cry it out

[marsy]

[align=center][div style="width: 425px; text-align: justify; font-family: karla, roboto, arial, helvetica; font-size: 7pt; line-height: 1.2;"]man , i really wish i had money to see moulin rouge bc aaron tveit is playing christian and karen olivo is playing satine

anyway what a fucking loser

[fuentes]

if sascha weren't so nice and sweet he'd snap on vampbrad and tell him to shut his lame ass, emo ass, fall out boy circa 2003 ass up and go do what normal people do and cry it out while watching netflix
but he is, and it's just tragic

[marsy]

[align=center][div style="width: 425px; text-align: justify; font-family: karla, roboto, arial, helvetica; font-size: 7pt; line-height: 1.2;"]you are completely , 250% right , and it is a Tragedy
sascha just smiles and is like " haha ok " and then drapes himself over a sofa and sighs dramatically bc ,, he doesn't want to hurt vampbrad's feelings smh

[fuentes]

smh sascha's had to deal with him for like 3 centuries, that poor baby
vampbrad should be glad he's so nice and sweet

[shizuknya]

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or!! use our boi brian j smith

[marsy]

[align=center][div style="width: 425px; text-align: justify; font-family: karla, roboto, arial, helvetica; font-size: 7pt; line-height: 1.2;"]jfc sascha is way too sweet for his own good . like ?? 3 centuries ?? i could barely handle vampbrad for more than 3 seconds before Going Off on him
vampbrad should be glad he's still sascha's friend smh

tbh i forgot the face claims i suggested for ronnie oof
brian is a Good Boy , whoever you use sascha will love them dearly

[marsy]

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[b][i]me gay