06-19-2018, 04:32 AM
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⸺ ollie probably dyes their hair white (it's likely naturally black) because they like how it looks, it's probably well done tooâ€â€oleander doesn't fuck around with their hair and keeps it in top condition and despite the amount of dying it's probably incredibly healthy. she keeps it short, cut to about her chin because she doesn't enjoy having to deal with it too much and, added to that, she probably loves the aesthetic of bangs so she keeps them short which is great because that hairstyle is everything that their aesthetic represents and i will not be denied. reference.
 human ollie is a tall fucking bitch, like, i'm talking he's pushing 5'8 to 5'9' and is about 85% legs and they're absolutely beautiful. they're a tall goddess and they know it and they're not afraid to show it because being tall? the greatest feeling ever because ollie can, quite literally, look down on everyone around them.
⸺ in a form of teenage rebellion they likely have a lot of tattoos and piercings because if they don't follow the stereotype of angry emo child then they're not living their life to the fullest. they likely have a lot of daring tattoos such as facial, neck or other extremes places; fuck, they're the person who has the tasteful tramp stamp because they don't give a fuck. honestly, if they were to have any kind of aspiration in their human life it might be to become a tattoo artist? they really enjoy the aesthetic and they're probably a pretty good artist because they spent a lot of time on her own so there's a chance she would draw to pass time and thus become fairly good. either way, she loves to get tattoos and probably already has a sleeve over one of her arms and just... would be down to get more any time and anywhere.
⸺ they're probably into fashion but really only to an extent, they enjoy looking badass and probably wear more black than is actually needed but they do it tastefully. they look good and they flaunt it because why the fuck not? they probably adore fishnets or the grunge sort of look, they aren't an emo and probably bullied a lot of emo/scenes in high school because, again, fuck you that's why. they like to look like they could slit your throat, give everyone a warning before they even to talk ollie.
⸺ they have probably spent time in a juvenile correctional facility for assault; they likely got into a fight with another kid and beat them so bad it put them in a hospital. however, their age got them out of a large sentence so they spent a year or two in a center to correct their behavior and attend an intensive therapy that helped diagnose them with ied; that was probably the only time they were medicated for their disorder because outside of that regulation they refuse to take their medication and get fucking pissed at anyone who brings it up. they don't like how it makes them feel so they just... decide not to, even if they themselves it's not the best course of actionsâ€â€however, self destruction is the only thing they know how to do.
⸺ they've been in a knife fight, they've had a gun put to their head. they have likely seen someone gunned down in a drive-by or something of the like; they have had a difficult time adjusting to everything after their father and are not doing the best. they hang out with the wrong crowd, get caught up in things and while they always seem to scrape by at the last second they already know their luck is probably going to run out eventually.
⸺ they have probably done some hard drugs, although they aren't really into anything outside of ecstasy or prescription drugs; they don't like how fucked out they get on cocaine, speed or heroin and are more along the lines of xanax or adderall. they'll fucking kick your ass if you bring out a fucking vape though, real talkâ€â€they fucking hate that shit and are 100% down to fight your hipster fucking ass. they're probably chill with weed but if you talk about it a lot they'll get on your ass because "shut your fake ass up, whore".
⸺ they have a forked tongue and they love it with their whole heart, honestly, they probably have a kink for body modifications to an extent and likely plan on getting their ears shaped more into something elvish. their crowd is probably that wild group of people you see on the news being called "freaks" because they're ready to tattoo the whites of their eyes. that's ollie's crowd, that's the crowd he likes to be associated with.
⸺ they dig metal and other kinds of alternative music, most of the time they like to be screamed at but they won't lie and say they don't have their soft spoken alternative groups like... fuck you they're here for all those emo bands; they may make fun of them but at least they got good music, right? they 100% sobbed when mcr broke up but they will never tell you that, not ever, if they did it's because they were planning on murdering you and you don't have long to live.
⸺ possibly either 16 or 17, i want to say they're 18 but also they're still sort of a teenager so i'd probably have to say my best bet is that human ollie is 17 years old. highly mature for a 17 year old and probably jumping from foster family to foster family, possibly even living in a homeless shelterâ€â€although, ollie is incredibly responsible so they probably forged their age and managed to buy their own apartment and are living independently.
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⸺ ollie probably dyes their hair white (it's likely naturally black) because they like how it looks, it's probably well done tooâ€â€oleander doesn't fuck around with their hair and keeps it in top condition and despite the amount of dying it's probably incredibly healthy. she keeps it short, cut to about her chin because she doesn't enjoy having to deal with it too much and, added to that, she probably loves the aesthetic of bangs so she keeps them short which is great because that hairstyle is everything that their aesthetic represents and i will not be denied. reference.
 human ollie is a tall fucking bitch, like, i'm talking he's pushing 5'8 to 5'9' and is about 85% legs and they're absolutely beautiful. they're a tall goddess and they know it and they're not afraid to show it because being tall? the greatest feeling ever because ollie can, quite literally, look down on everyone around them.
⸺ in a form of teenage rebellion they likely have a lot of tattoos and piercings because if they don't follow the stereotype of angry emo child then they're not living their life to the fullest. they likely have a lot of daring tattoos such as facial, neck or other extremes places; fuck, they're the person who has the tasteful tramp stamp because they don't give a fuck. honestly, if they were to have any kind of aspiration in their human life it might be to become a tattoo artist? they really enjoy the aesthetic and they're probably a pretty good artist because they spent a lot of time on her own so there's a chance she would draw to pass time and thus become fairly good. either way, she loves to get tattoos and probably already has a sleeve over one of her arms and just... would be down to get more any time and anywhere.
⸺ they're probably into fashion but really only to an extent, they enjoy looking badass and probably wear more black than is actually needed but they do it tastefully. they look good and they flaunt it because why the fuck not? they probably adore fishnets or the grunge sort of look, they aren't an emo and probably bullied a lot of emo/scenes in high school because, again, fuck you that's why. they like to look like they could slit your throat, give everyone a warning before they even to talk ollie.
⸺ they have probably spent time in a juvenile correctional facility for assault; they likely got into a fight with another kid and beat them so bad it put them in a hospital. however, their age got them out of a large sentence so they spent a year or two in a center to correct their behavior and attend an intensive therapy that helped diagnose them with ied; that was probably the only time they were medicated for their disorder because outside of that regulation they refuse to take their medication and get fucking pissed at anyone who brings it up. they don't like how it makes them feel so they just... decide not to, even if they themselves it's not the best course of actionsâ€â€however, self destruction is the only thing they know how to do.
⸺ they've been in a knife fight, they've had a gun put to their head. they have likely seen someone gunned down in a drive-by or something of the like; they have had a difficult time adjusting to everything after their father and are not doing the best. they hang out with the wrong crowd, get caught up in things and while they always seem to scrape by at the last second they already know their luck is probably going to run out eventually.
⸺ they have probably done some hard drugs, although they aren't really into anything outside of ecstasy or prescription drugs; they don't like how fucked out they get on cocaine, speed or heroin and are more along the lines of xanax or adderall. they'll fucking kick your ass if you bring out a fucking vape though, real talkâ€â€they fucking hate that shit and are 100% down to fight your hipster fucking ass. they're probably chill with weed but if you talk about it a lot they'll get on your ass because "shut your fake ass up, whore".
⸺ they have a forked tongue and they love it with their whole heart, honestly, they probably have a kink for body modifications to an extent and likely plan on getting their ears shaped more into something elvish. their crowd is probably that wild group of people you see on the news being called "freaks" because they're ready to tattoo the whites of their eyes. that's ollie's crowd, that's the crowd he likes to be associated with.
⸺ they dig metal and other kinds of alternative music, most of the time they like to be screamed at but they won't lie and say they don't have their soft spoken alternative groups like... fuck you they're here for all those emo bands; they may make fun of them but at least they got good music, right? they 100% sobbed when mcr broke up but they will never tell you that, not ever, if they did it's because they were planning on murdering you and you don't have long to live.
⸺ possibly either 16 or 17, i want to say they're 18 but also they're still sort of a teenager so i'd probably have to say my best bet is that human ollie is 17 years old. highly mature for a 17 year old and probably jumping from foster family to foster family, possibly even living in a homeless shelterâ€â€although, ollie is incredibly responsible so they probably forged their age and managed to buy their own apartment and are living independently.
[work in progress]
