goth and glam / dump

[paddy]

ok true
their follower counts are all in the millions bc mr. billionaire and his son and then harper is just too gorgeous but somehow she always has more
hdkdjksns i swear to goD
cass: u’ll give me back where? the circus?
his dad: i’ll get your girlfriend to fly you into the fucking son you whore

I LOVE HARPER IM CRYING
harper: are we safe in here?? can they find me here??
cass: harper they’re not gonna try to stalk you
harper: i thought the definition of a follower is they follow you??
cass: no that’s not-
harper: but you said you follow me and you are always with me
cass: no that’s differe n t

do it crows

HONESTLY SAME MARS

[fuentes]

his dad: i brought you into this world and i can take you out in 75 untraceable ways
cass: ??????????

fjrifjira stop they're so cute??
cass: it's different because i like,, like you
harper: but they also like me?? is that not what the likes are???
cass: no it's different kind of like
harper: what kind of like is it?
his dad: it's the 'he wants to smash' kind of like, sweetheart

[paddy]

his dad: i will shove you back up your mother’s ass okay kid shut the FUCK up
harper: does this mean he loves you?
cass: i hope so?
harper: okay then i hate you, you filthy little slut!

stop i just CHOKED
cass: i like really like you
harper: don’t most prople like me? they should i think i’m kind
cass: no like i LIKE you
harper: what’s the difference?
his dad: it means he *starts aggressively clapping hands* but really what do i know

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his dad: you may not be the joker but you just love lookin like a whole ass clown huh
harper: oh, i get it! you are what the earth kids call booboo the fool :*)
cass:


cass: uh,, that means i like you and wanna watch and applaud shows with you c:
his dad: i mean i've you applauding by yourself in your room so i don't think it's that. nice try though, kid
cass:


poor cass, he gets home 24/7 and everyone's phone autocorrects his name to casserole and life is just not great

[paddy]

his dad: u ain’t the riddler but how you work really puzzles me. tell me, how can one be so stupid
harper: you are, if i may, what earth people may call a “trick ass hoe!”
cass:


fUE STOP I JUST SCREAMED
THIS IS A GOOD CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD

cass goes out every night and has to beat up crooks just to come back and get bullied poor boy

question should i make a plotting thread for this squad

[fuentes]

bsksksksml his dad is a fucking savage man woW
and harper thinks it's funny bc cass laughs but there is real deal pain in his eyes and he is TIRED

NOT ANYMORE IT'S NOT
THAT'S ACTUAL DIALOGUE FROM THOSE TWO AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

cass, after listening to drake: i save the city from danger every night
cass: but where was the city when my dad and my girlfriend tandem hoed me last night??

yes you most definitely should

[paddy]

he truly is i’m chokin g
i’m screaming harper just laughs along and cass is that one kermit meme

IM FUCKING SOBBING WE NEED JESUS

cass, after coming home: i defeated 4 druglords and 7 muggers tonight are u guys proud
his dad: shut up whore
harper: sorry i was texting someone what’d u say
cass: :-)

http://www.bearbonesrp.com/index.php?top...#msg415581
here yall hoes go

[fuentes]

cass really goes through so much that poor baby

NO WE DON'T WE'RE ALREADY GOD'S PLAN TF

cass: i literally took down 4 drug cartels, the corrupt police institution, and they gave me the key to the city
his dad without looking up from his phone: they should've given you the key to not leaving your dirty ass underwear every because i know damn sure you'd need that
harper: i was getting the likes from my not-stalkers. what'd you say??
cass internally: tuRn AroUnD aNd DIe, TuRN aRoUdn, TurN aROunD anNd diiE

[paddy]

OH U RIGHT
YEAH WE EXCUSED BC WE’RE DOING THE WORLD FAVOURS TBH

im chokinG
cass: i took down 3 mass murderers, stopped an evil alien invasion, beat up steppenwolf, jailed the joker for good, and saved the entire universe from imminent doom they just made me president of the world
his dad: yeah well they should’ve made you president of not washing your dishes do you see that mess over there?? disgusting
harper: what did you say? i was reply to the tweets from my non-stalkers. they say they are in love with me!
cass, staring at the camera like he’s on the office: i am so loved. so loved

[fuentes]

SAVING THE WORLD FROM THE CRACKLORD LETS US DO WHATEVER WE WANT

jdfldkghkg cass can never catch a break