goth and glam / dump

[paddy]

imagine though
“daddy i want a boyfriend” “WHAT did you just say savannah” “i want a boyfriend” “absolutely not” “WHY” “you’re not allowed” “BUT DADDY I WANT ONE” “haha no you don’t sav” “BUT DADDY” “nO saVANNAH” “IM GONNA TELL MOMMY ON YOU” “go ahead, it won’t change my mind kiddo”
fifteen minutes later aspen just really wants to know why savannah is screaming and crying at the top of her lungs and why rosa is doing nothing about it even though he’s sitting 3 feet away from her

[paddy]

my heart eyes rn exceed the limitations of my face

[finny.]

IM CRYING
imagine savannah or sienna have a celebrity who they say are their boyfriend
and ever since that rosa just hates that celebrity with a burning passion even when he didn't do anything

MY KIDS
MAJOR HEART EYES

[paddy]

usjdksjjdkdkms OMG
WHAT IF ITS SOMEONE THEY KNOW TOO
like if it’s evan or someone
“daddy my boyfriend’s that man on the tv” “which one” “the one in the red hat and the funny neck paint” “haha that’s nice—waIT I KNOW HIM”
he forbids them from seeing him because he’s scared they’ll get too excited and want to hang out with him and then they’ll start swearing because of him
also because his children love him more than they love rosa

ME TOO
LOOK AT THEM EJDKKDK

[finny.]

omf
imagine if one liked evan and one liked nixon

[paddy]

HDKJDJD YELLING
that’s actually amazing
the twins have to meet ttc now it’s a Fact

[paddy]

i don’t have time today but sometime this weekend would anyone wanna rabbit anastasia with me

[finny.]

ME

[paddy]

GOOD
ill tell you when im planning on doing it asap

[marsy]

uh ?? heck yes ?? me ?? ?