hi welcome to chilis & trash heap

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when u wanted ice cream but all they had was vanilla ):

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Whoever here tracks my dump, whowoudk like to make finn's 15 y/o sister

Also my friend won't stop fucking texting me about a charger and says can u bring me one I'm like bruhu have 2% how ru on ur phone still and second unfortunately no bc?? I can't give it to u anyway right now?? He's in a bus or smth idk coming back from smth with the band and I'm?? You'll have one when u get home wtf

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Oh well he said they found one
Smh

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Y'all I'm proud I barely passed the ap human geography midterm exam
I got a C I did it y e s
I passed all my exams for the first semester thank gOD

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My aesthetic is Finn not knowing how to flirt so he googled pick up lines that turned out to be cheesy puns that were Dumb and he knew they were dumb and was like "well it had have worked on someone out there so might as well"
"Smth smth whales uh we can humpback at my place" "spell 'me'" "m-e" "u forgot the d" "there's no d in 'me'" "not yet aha get it sex jokes. hilarious."

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yeet i'm proud of you bb !! i knew you could do it <3

finn you,,, precious little butthead oh my goodness eden is so in love

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I know I'm gonna fail my last one tho a h a
Y a y

He's trying his best. His sister was like "Finn no you gotta-" "if the Internet says it works, it has about a 45% chance of working. The other 55% is just a lot of praying and then it Not work"

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Me, about to cry over a fucking show bc I can't watch it bc we don't have thechannel
Gonna go die

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I love vampire au finn

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IM SO DEPRESSED WE CUT OFF SM OF MY HAIR WHY AM I SO UPSET IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY