fishy kisses ∞ dump

[shizuknya]

smh alfie. Zeke loves him sm but sometimes he can be a handful. Though it's fun and makes his life feel normal.

Zeke: NO NEVER

if/when he calls Zeke darling and it isn't sarcasm, Zeke gets the butterflies and his cheeks go red

[twistiethebear]

alfie knows zeke gets stressed and that hunting takes its toll so he knows there needs to be a distraction from all that so sometimes his crazy antics are to make zeke smile and laugh

alfie: PLEEEAAASSSSEEE

and alfie doesn't call people darling or love often but just that combined with his accent is heart eyes and he always finds it so cute when zeke blushes

[twistiethebear]

when chuck died in the maze runner my heart was broken and rewatching it makes it worse wow

[paddy]

omg i cried when i read that part in the book
he was one of the only three characters i liked lmAO

[twistiethebear]

chuck deserved better
literally same tho, him and newt and minho were my beans (also thomas but not as much as those three)

[twistiethebear]

also when antony died in antman like that was not okay

"i didn't steal anything, i was just returning something i already stole" i love antman and also i love paul rudd

[shizuknya]

I was gonna say "hey spoilers" but then remembered I never rlly cared to see antman lmao

[paddy]

chuck deserved better
literally same tho, him and newt and minho were my beans (also thomas but not as much as those three)

HSJDJSK SAME i didnt care for thomas or teresa at all, i only liked those three (mostly chuck and minho but newt to some extent)

[shizuknya]

zeke chasing him around the house and probably making a deal like "IF U SLEEP/CALM DOWN ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT PLS CALM YOUR TITS"

zeke: N O THINN G

THATS SO CUTE IMMGONNA SCEREMAM
CAN U HEAR ZEKE SCREAMING
HES SCREAMING
HES CRYING BC HELOVES

[twistiethebear]

alfie just he gets crazy okay? like he has no filter just word vomit mixed with crazy antics

alfie: TELL MEEEEE

he calls people darling it's headcanon now
most of the time it's when he's being sarcastic
but sometimes it's not sarcasm

i just realized diego luna was in the book of life and i'm wow i'm dumb