Ily guys romantic
Wow that 0 was clever
Dayyyyyum
[div style="background=transparent; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: 300px; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; color: black"]・゚✧ and there we were caught in space and time. for a moment i thought i could be yours, you could be mine.
smh even more @ everyone
accidentally turns head 360°
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i just drank a quarter of a gallon of water
it feels like poseidon stabbed me in the gut with his trident
i think i learned the pokemon move “water gun”
i may be an owl, i might have a very flexible neck
it will always be a mystery
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un (1) shriek
story time
at church there was two little preschoolers and they were fighting
like seriously kid a would steal kid b’s yellow car (because apparently we want that yellow car and not the five other ones) and kid a threw a crayon at kid b
so they were given toy vacuums during free time or whatever and kid a is told to not lift up the vacuum but he does it anyways so he gets the vacuum taken away from him and in his anger, he screamed like a pterodactyl and started to weep while curling in on himself against a wall and kid b got revenge bc he had a vacuum too and still had it so he ran over kid a with the vacuum multiple times
summary: one preschooler crying on ground with other preschooler running him over with fake vacuum
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