THE BADLANDS CHAT THREAD + DISCORD

[vix]

screaming
definitely Charlie
and Ellie is there to be that saint
that emotion changer

[Beatles.]

charlie: i am the big bad boss hear me roar
ellie: *pokes him in the side*
charlie: *wheezes and collapses onto the ground*

[vix]

someone: do you express any other emotion?
charlie: no
ellie: *pokes*
charlie: e-ellie!

OK SO NOW THAT IVE BEEN TO THE OCEAN AND DONE IT ALL I HAVE A FEW THINGS I WANT FOR ELLIE:
• for her to learn how to swim
• before she learns how to swim, learning how to paddle board and freaking the heck out when she almost falls over
• boogie boarding

[Beatles.]

charlie: *stutters and blushes* e-e-ellie-chan!! uwu

i,,, want charlie to express more emotions
now i want him to find love
i'll mAKE IT WORK

and you haven't been to the ocean before?? :0
i live 10 mins from the beach lol
honestly the whole gang needs a beach day yes pls

[parks.]

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charlie: *stutters and blushes* e-e-ellie-chan!! uwu

this right here is a cursed post. disgraceful

+ i'm hella surprised that i'm still up at this hour when i should be asleep

[vix]

I want Charlie to express more emotions
Ellie wants him to obviously
It’ll give her the false sense that he might care for her
*rubs hands together*

I have been to the Virginia Beach
But never took in the full experience
Whilst in Hawaii I:
• boogie boarded
• paddle boarded
• jumped off a rock and into the ocean

But you’re luck because the ocean is beautiful but at the same time I’m not sure if I want to live near it

ALSO IM EXPOSING MYSELF BUT
ELLIE OWES PARKS A GIFT
AND I THINK I’LL JUST HAVE HER GIVE IT TO HER LATE

[Beatles.]

i'm waiting for god to strike my trash-ass down
+ it's only 11:49 here B)

oh no
that's an evil plot actually
charlie doesn't,,, care,, about anyone,,,
ellie: you never cared about me! you liar!!11!! jerk!
char: but i never said i did?
jk he'll prob have a lowkey soft spot for her
or something

DUDE next time you should go snorkeling
it's beautiful out there
i saw eels and sea turtles (one even pooped in my face c

[vix]

It’s going on 12 where I am, too
I’m actually in Seattle for my first layover
So I think we’re right next door
This change of timezeones is messing with me

Ellie: All u care about us urself
Charlie: yeah that’s the point
Ellie: ur eventually going to drive everyone away and be all alone asshole
Charlie: yes ok and
good this is what I’m aiming for I need this duo in my life
Also Charlie Finding Love
Who thought it’d be possible
Even my phone capitalized it

Snorkeling
Sounds scary
Just like paddle boarding was to me
I was shaking lmao
Ooh that’s goals for a sea turtle to poop on my face

[parks.]

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lmfao it's all good bc parks has yet to give ellie her gift
and it's probably going to be absolute shit with no put-in effort whatsoever bc she's awful

+ it's 1:53 over here

[thorne]

craccs my knucles

he's gonna be casual but guess who