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[spoiler=were you taken by my charm? well, it was all bullshit]
GENERAL INFORMATION / BIOGRAPHY
& Guzmania / "Guzma" / Once went by Roach / Real name unknown
& Undisclosed sexuality / Assumed male pref. / DFAB Male [He/him]
& Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing ratio
& Warrior of RiverClan / [Pseudo-honorary] Boss of Team Skull
RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
& Single / Not
not looking / One crush, one maybe crush.
& NPC x NPC [Ran away from home; self-exiled] / Generation one
& No apprentice [sorta open-ish?] / Separated from his Pokémon.
& ½ Darkparadise [OTP: Kukui] / ⅓ ? ? ? [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A]
APPEARANCE / REFERENCE. / STATUS / HERE [xx%]
& A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
& Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
& White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
& Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
& Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [see ref]
& Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [see ref]
& Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [see ref]
& Occasionally uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [see ref]
 INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Unfit due to lifestyle.
PERSONALITY / BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / A. / B. / C. / D.
& Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
& Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
& A shit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
& Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
& Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
& Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
 DISORDERS: Hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety.
None are diagnosed; high-functioning.
COMBAT & INTERACTION / AUTHORITY EQUALS ASSKICKING
& Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
& Despite apparent weakness, is very difficult to defeat. Hits fast and hard.
& All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
& To engage in combat, attack using
bold black or
bold underlined.[/spoiler]