CHARLIE'S INFERNO - private

[dannychan]

he huffed and pulled him closer, kissing him briefly before moving off.

[peridot.]

He made a little noise and kissed back before sighing as the other moved away. He then turned to actually make Craig's coffee, cringing as he heard Cartman's loud voice directed at Craig, "Ay, SuperCraig! We've been waiting for you for ages. What the fuck have you been doing?"

[dannychan]

he rose an eyebrow. "none of your fuckin business, dickhead."

[peridot.]

There was the sound of Tweek's soft laughter in the background, and Cartman turned red with indignation, snapping, "It is my fuckin' business, since you're a Coon and friend! And especially if you're spending time fraternizing with the enemy." He shot a glare in Tweek's direction, and the blonde gave a soft squeak, sticking his tongue out.

[dannychan]

he flipped cartman off, giving a fake smile. "that enemy happens to be my boyfriend, you absolute fucking shit." he said calmly.

[peridot.]

Cartman let out a squawk at the disrespect, and Tweek giggled, moving out from behind the counter and giving Craig his coffee, giving him a soft kiss on the cheek, "Here y-you go~" Cartman said, rolling his eyes and huffing, "God, you guys are the fucking worst at civil war."

[dannychan]

he hummed and kissed his cheek. "thank you~" he said softly before looking at cartman. "besides, i'm kind of tired today to can't you guys fight without us?"

[peridot.]

Cartman rolled his eyes and groaned, saying loudly, "Fine. I swear to God, the new kid is a goddamn better superhero than either of you, and he hasn't even been a Coon friend that long!" He threw his hands up and moved to leave, leaving a giggling Tweek behind. Tweek said quietly, grinning, "He g-gets so p..p..pissed off."

[dannychan]

he chuckled and nodded, slowly drinking his coffee before quickly wrapping an arm around tweet and quickly setting him on the counter."

[peridot.]

He blinked and nodded, smiling a little bit, "I-I guess I g-g-get that." He then heard another bell signalling that someone was coming inside, and he looked up to see the Coon - or, rather, Cartman's superhero persona - walk in. He gagged softly and mumbled to Craig, gently pushing on his chest, "Y-Your boss is h-h-here."