I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL IT PSYCHOLOGY SIR / private

[dannychan]

he smiled. "because i know for a fact i'm not your first time."

[peridot.]

"For a fact? That's a lie. I've kept all of my boyfriends a secret from you guys, so there's no way that you know for a fact I've slept with another guy before." He said, humming in a matter-of-fact way.

[dannychan]

he rose an eyebrow. "oh please. remember a few years ago when i first moved in? you came home really drunk with some guy, and i didn't realise it at first but you guys were definitely going at it!"

[peridot.]

He blinked and his face turned red as his eyes widened, "Oh God, I never even realized you knew what happened then." He then said, hiding his face in his hands, "I mean, I know I'm not a virgin, but I didn't think there was any way for you to know that for a fact."

[dannychan]

he blinked. "yeah, it took me a few years. remember a few months back when i sort of just.. spit coffee all over you? that was me realising what had actually happened."

[peridot.]

He said, smiling and laughing, "And you never thought to mention it to me? You weren't at all curious?"

[dannychan]

he shook his head. "i just thought you were drunk."

[peridot.]

He said, face red as he shook his head, "Nope, not drunk. Well, yes, drunk, but not just drunk. I also really wanted sex, so.."

[dannychan]

he smiled slightly. "good. ag least i'm a first for something." he chuckled.

[peridot.]

He laughed and said, smiling and tilting his head, "What makes you think you're not my first with other things~?"