fishy kisses ∞ dump

[paddy]

OH MY GOD YES ALEX AND JACK BOTH POSTED IT ON THEIR STORIES I DIED
it makes sense though his teeth are the nicest teeth ever

oh my god please im actually yelling
twenty minutes in and max looks up and he's like "what" and olivia's like "max our dinner reservation was an hour ago" and luka chimes in like "he made us late to the vma's last week too because he was too busy staring at his dog" and max is like "listen i love you guys but this dog is prettier than all of us combined"

[twistiethebear]

I CRY LIKE I WANT PERFECT TEETH LIKE HIS
why is he so fucking perfect?

there are probs a bajillion videos of max just staring at the dog and just so fascinated by the ears and giggling like a kid in a candy store. the dog is really, prettier than all of them at least max and luka, maybe not olivia and always being like "do you think i can bring the dog with on tour?"

he also probs named the doggo, wiggle, because of the ears c:

[twistiethebear]

long awaited good ketty stuff: after high school, she actually like goes to college (idk what for yet) but during her second or third year, she's living in an apartment and gets a doggo from a rescue shelter and after a hard first few months, the two become best friends and doggo is always waiting at the door for ketty to get back from class and lots of long walks and going to the dog park and no more sad ketty, only happy ketty

[paddy]

I KNOW SAME HIS TEETH ARE SO NICE
god that's such a Mood

oh my gosh true
like people meet him in public and call his name but half the time he walks straight past them bc he's staring at the freaking dog, and luka also appears in half of those videos either shaking his head or apologizing to the fans who max accidentaally walks straight past but also the videos are adorable so it's okay
alright tbh yeah that's true
oh my god please
and every time he manages to actually bring it on tour

WIGGLE OMG
hc wiggle is bffs with olivia's huskies


OH MY GOSH THATS SO CUTE KETTY DESERVES THIS
the doggo makes her happy i love it

[twistiethebear]

my aspiration in life is to have teeth like rian dawson

max doesn't try
it's just the doggo and like the wiggle ears omg he loves them and like ahhhhhhhh. but like before max got a dog he would get distracted by dogs all the damn time like now it's more noticeable because it is his own pupper and he loves his pupper and like it subsides later but for a while his mind is like "DOG DOG DOG DOG OLIVIA dOG" and maybe luka and music c:

yes wiggle and olivia's huskies have to be besties
doggo playdates c:

and the doggo was like not the best looking doggo and everyone else kinda just walked past the doggo and maybe some laughed at the dog and ketty just felt some sort of connection with the dog because she knows how that feels and like omg the people at the rescue being like "are you sure you want that dog" and just that cemented ketty's decision in getting the dog
but also, the dog loves riya and the squad c:

[paddy]

honestly same?? like i wish that would be More Than Enough for the rest of my life

OH MY GOD IM ACTUALLY DUING
that is 110% max's thought process 25/7 okay
sometimes he brings wiggle onstage and lets her sit in the middle of the stage or puts her on the guitar amp

yes omg dOGGY PLAYDATES PLEASE

oh my god ketty is so precious?? wtf??
riya would love the doggo sm too ok

[twistiethebear]

me, every night: let me wake up with teeth like rian dawson's
me, in the morning: goddamn i still don't have teeth like his

his thoughts are dogs and olivia and occasionally luka and music
YES and just be like "isn't my dog the cutest thing ever?" and it's great and wiggle is a good dog and doesn't do anything crazy and just happy pupper c:

hc is that wiggle is like a younger doggo and like kinda like an annoying little sister in a way (but like cute and adorable not like actually annoying) to olivia's dogs

kinda like a marley & me thing a bit
i like that ketty is happy and retty is happy and everything is good for them for once c:
but also like angsty ideas for my sweet ketty are a thing rn

[paddy]

rian's hair flip iM,,,,
he has nice teeth AND hair flips jesus what cant he do

THAT DOGGO IS SO PRETTY IM ACTUALLY YELLING

[shizuknya]

Say declyn cuz then Hayden can say he's gonna steal his dog

[twistiethebear]

YOU SAW THE THING WITH RIAN DOIING THE TOOTHPASTE THINGIT RIGHT?
cuz his smile is fucking flawless

idk who yet. i think declyn already has a doggo tho or like two idk but like i don't know
i kinda want the doggo to be max's cuz he'd just be so fucking fascinated by the ears and like luka or olivia trying to get max's attention and he's just watching the dog moving his ears and just not even realizing they are trying to talk to him