im dead on the inside > plotting w hoes

[crows]

im
evan, telling the story: "and so we find him, and he was hitting on the tree. he's a treefucker dont get near him"

honestly either one works 10/10

[finny.]

it could be born
they stumble upon him talking to a tree

[paddy]

there we go
we have it

[crows]

perfect
it's been decided

ok now i need to get that meeting up

[paddy]

and thus, legends were born
when did they spill all their secrets to each other

okay yes
take ur time tho college sounds rough

[finny.]

and thus, legends were born
when did they spill all their secrets to each other

okay yes
take ur time tho college sounds rough

woo

[crows]

u kknow those deep late night talks that u have at 4 am with your friends

probably one of those like,,, maybe after they finished fixing up camp

i know evan wouldn't talk about what happened to jordan just after it he'd just be like ",,,ya know,,,  being manly and cool and stuff im a cool dude"

also my posessed sister who keeps talking to me every two seconds/trying to touch me

[paddy]

ooh yes
i like it woohoo
theyre all talking at night in a tree house about to fall asleep
and they suddenly just Spill The Beans

jes u s
crows what the hell kick her away dont let that demon near u

[finny.]

woot woot
so what's the status of jordnixvan

[paddy]

wait what