le chaos. | another marsy dump.

[marsy]

aiali'i hahona kaui

- since literally everyone but his family butchers his name, everyone just calls him li, lili, or chief.
- age ranges from teens to early twenties ?? yea, i guess so
- he was born and raised in new zealand to a nz maori native mother and a scottish/english father.
- his accent is Everything.
- he's a tol boy, about six-foot-one - but he's a very gentle giant.
- his smile is the cutest thing ever ?? he has such an adorable, sunshiney smile.
- he has a lot of white friends, but there's one in particular that he has no idea why he's even friends with. he doesn't even remember how they met. ya'll know who i'm talkin' about.
- seriously, that kid ^^ is going to give chief an aneurysm one of these days. he makes chief want to bang his head into a door repeatedly.
- like chief is super smart and understanding and loving, but good fucking lord, why is he friends with tristan, that greasy mayo boy
- man, can this boy sing. he has such an Amazing Voice, and he can also play electric/acoustic guitar and the piano (he was forced to take piano lessons when he was younger, but he ended up absolutely loving it).
- Gay but also demi ya feel
- highkey a Power Bottom, he's always sitting in his dude friends' laps when they let him (except tristan go away)
- he has two older sister who are out of the house, a younger sister, and two younger brothers, and when his parents are out/at work/on a trip/etc, he's always the one to look after the younger ones, because his older siblings are always like "WE'RE BUSY TOO BYE" he doesn't mind though, he loves his siblings sm. he's a good brother.
- he's just a real chill dude tbh. he's really good at breaking up fights and helping people compromise, and he does it in such a chill way. he very, very rarely raises his voice (and when he does, it's him just being weird/trying to be funny). he's just gr8.
- he'll honestly go anywhere and (almost) do anything his friends want to, unless it's just plain stupid. he's not dumb, he knows when not to do something; and he won't trespass unless he knows for sure he won't get caught. he's adventurous 'n' stuff, he just has common frickin sense.
- he's fluent in maori and english, and knows conversational spanish and romanian. he love-love-loves learning languages.
- i'll add more (hopefully) in sixth block which is in,,, five minutes

[vix]

HONESTLY LOVE HIM

[fuentes]

HONESTLY LOVE HIM

HONESTLY LOVE HIM

HONESTLY LOVE HIM

TRISTAN DOES NOT DESERVE THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY

[marsy]

damn right tristan doesn't deserve him

li is a Maori Angel and no one knows why he's friends with Greasy Mayo Boy

[i]shi i still don't know what that face means

[fuentes]

tbh li probably sticks around bc a) somebody has to look after his stupid ass and b) it's basically an express ticket to heaven, and c) tristan loves giving money and shit away and li loves receiving it 

issa shrug, marsy

[shizuknya]

Greasy Mayo Boy do you mean Shane Dawson

Anyway I have a Michael clifford son btw just throwing that out there so

[i]it's a mischievous giggle or imo looks like ur faking innocence to be funny
like
"shi wtf"
":3c hehe"
so,,,, or you know smth the other person doesn't know
I'm explaining this too much what the fuck

[fuentes]

li looks so Beautiful and Golden and then there's the nasty ass mayo boy just fucking up the whole damn shot smh

[marsy]

it's definitely the first two lmao
legit when he first met tristan he was like "oh my god,,, it's gonna kill me but i have to look after this greasy white shithead bc no one else will"

possibly another white friend for li, shi ??

but why is that a thing i don't understand
like,, why is there 3c it looks like you're sad and have a big nose

rosie, my smol tol half-portuguese son, still needs all the friends in the world

i'm sobbing fue oh my go o dne ss
you're just d r a g g i n g him it's gr8
but anyway wow li's golden skin is my Aesthetic

[fuentes]

oK BUT LIKE THAT LINE FROM LILO AND STITCH
li: [praying] it's me again. i need someone to be my friend. someone who won’t run away. maybe send me an angel! the nicest angel you have.
tristan: [maniacal laughing]

marsy i created the evil and thus it is my duty to fucking roast his ass
plus, i consider this to be a form of my reparations for slavery so yeah, i'm roast this little mayo boy as much as i please

li's golden skin deserves an award for leaving me fucking ShoOkT

[marsy]

i just fucking choked
i laughed so hard not only because of the context and the actual scene but because how accurate that freaking is jfc, like li was probably sad bc maybe he didn't have lots of friends, maybe he'd just immigrated to the u.s. not too long ago, and then god sends him this greasy white boy, GOD WHY

you're doing great, sweetie
i'm too lazy to get this gif/img so just imagine it ok

honestly ?? tho ?? ? it's so Gorgeous, it legit takes my breath away jfc