SO CHIC — bons chat

[bons]

even i'm shook and i wrote it
but then she probably passes out and bailey has to carry her back home

[bats]

phanto hell yes bailey is always in the need of ppl to smoke weed with

bailey is,,,,,,not too good he is very,,,,,,gets in fights for no reasons and then has a seizure and everyones like "wtf" and no one calls an ambulance but one shows up cause of his clicker and everyones like "u ruined the party m8" and hes like "sorry i'm disabled u asshole" but hes not actually like that cause hes unconscious and violently convulsing! heck yrah! also pretty much everyone's sucked his dick out of pity

I'M SHOOK OMG WILONA bailey would be like "is it weird that i'm like 9875% attracted to you right now because holy my girlfriend who's usually mild mannered just smacked a bitch in the face" and grab her hand and be like "we need to,,,,,,,,leave,,,,.....,.,..,,for reasons"

[bons]

DNDDNDNDXNS
i'm crying yes he's so shook and is like 'nope wilona i have a better idea let's leave' i'm crying i love these two

also did i mention i stayed up all night binge watching all four episodes of riverdale straight Good Timesâ„¢

[phantomatics]

[align=center][div style="width: 400px; text-align: justify; color: black; font-family: helvetica; font-size: 7.5pt; line-height: 10px;"]hell yeah! and maybe him and dimitri had kind of a thing in the past?? but then they were both like: "nah man. this ain't working out. we buds. WEED BUDS." that was an unintentional pun i'm crying

dimitri would not suck his dick out of pity. he'd be like: "bitch if i sucked your dick out of pity do you think i'd be here right now?"

WE'VE ALL BEEN #SHOOKED

maybe i'll do that tonight because i have no school.

[bats]

I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT YET I'M STILL WATCHING SKINS AND I DONT WANT TO ABANDON IT SO I'M WITHHOLDING MYSELF

ok but listen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,wilona probably knows people who've sucked bailey's dick out of pity. like this isn't a joke fucking everyone who likes boys that he knows has pretty much sucked his dick. its a thing. bailey "poor baby" carpenter needs a blowjob

phanto i'm,,,,,,,, they probably kissed like a couple times and bailey was like "nah this is weird man lets just smoke weed"

[vix]

WHEN MS. GRUNDY LEFT I CLAPPED

[bons]

wilona is such a flirt w bails into lit comes down to sex then she's just like 'aaaaaa idk how to do this i'm nervous and turned on at the same time please help' and bailey is a good supportive bf so he's like 'ok just calm down i'll show u'

ALRIGHT YES? AND WILONA JUST WATCHES THEM TALK TO BAILEY AND IS LIKE '.......don't get any ideas bitch'

[bons]

VIX ME TOO THANK GOD I LITERALLY CRIED WHEN I SAW THOSE TWO TOGETHER I HATED HER

[bats]

OK JUST CALM DOWN I'LL SHOW YOU, TRANSLATION: DUDE I HAVE A BONER NOW AND I KNOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT BUT I CANT JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY SO C'MERE

bailey is attracted to literally everything about  wilona it's scary

[vix]

I HATE HER TOO LMAO